That right there is are the posts. Now let's talk about the posts. Can we talk about the posts, please, /bant/? I've been dying to talk about the posts with you all day, OK? "Pepe Silvia," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe's posts is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look at the posts, and this whole thread is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his place and put his post in the guy's goddamn computer! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Pepe's place and what do I find out, /bant/? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got threads full of Pepe! All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Moot in Admin and I knock on her door and I say, "Moot! Moot! I gotta talk to you about Pepe." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that place! There...is...no...Moot in Admin. /bant/, half the moderators in this board have been made up. This board is a goddamn ghost town.