What the fuck is this fucking bullshit, fucking Crash Bandicoot sticks a fucking Crystal up his ass, this is the last straw. you know i was playing the remake, it had this nice comfy music, then I see Crash pull a fucking Crystal out of his fucking ass. This was never a thing in the original game.

now Im sure when you all played this game, the Crash Bandicoot remake, you thought the same thing.

The Liberal Progressive elites Jewed my fucking Crash Bandicoot and want to indoctrinate children into anal sex play. Oh here Crash, dont mind pulling a Phallic shaped object out of your asshole, thats fucking it