why is it when guys talk about how they jack off they always imply or state they use the same hand to choke the chicken as they do to write, use the mouse, etc.? what sense does that make? that's the hand you need to function in literally anything else. if you're tryna turn a page of a magazine or scroll through your pron sights on the computer, you can't do shit if you use your dominant hand to charm your one-eyed snake. not without making things a lot more difficult for yourself. and what happens when you shoot your goop? what, do you get your elmer's glue all over all the shit you're going to touch before you can wipe or otherwise wash your hand because the only clean one you have can't do shit? nah, you gotta use your non-dominant hand to defeat the purple-helmeted yoghurt slinger. it's the only way to ensure the cleanliness of your home and belongings and actually let you do shit that you'd need for inspiration.