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tl;dr: mom walked in on me fapping, and won't come out of her room.
She's walked in on me before (when I was a teenager), so she's not bothered by masturbation. It's just what I was fapping to that got her.
A little backstory. I've been having trouble fapping lately. None of the usual shit I whack off to arouse me anymore. Creampies, amateur, MILF, hentai, old/young, transgender; all stopped doing it for me. It's been like this since last year, and it's left me rather frustrated. As a result, I haven't been able to cum.
Because of this, I was led to more desperate searches. Meaning: bestiality, scat, diapers, incest, out takes from professional porn (they usually involve injuries), prolapse anus, and one video where a bunch of guys cum into a skillet and cook it for a dom. And still nothing.
So I went to the bathroom to take a shit, and noticed a used maxipad in the trash. For some reason my mind, to my bereft and displeasure, thought "there's an idea." Even though I didn't think this would work, I took it out and started sniffing it. Lo and behold, I was aroused once again.
I was jacking off hard; like when I first discovered masturbating. I was basically a locomotive. Soon, without warning, I began inhaling the pad and licking it. I was even rocking back-and-forth like a crazy person. Completely forgot about everything else.
But I think I was making so much noise that it made her check up on me. Because suddenly I hear my name yelled out from the door, and seeing her look at me with all sorts of horror on her face. We basically had a staring contest, while all I could muster in response was a "a-ahoy, matey..."
But what I think finally did it for her, judging by how pale she went, was when I started grunting, as a soccer ball-sized turd slid out of me. It was then and there she ran to her room crying and locked the door. I haven't been able to get her to calm down or come out. But she's wailing like a banshee in there. I feel bad and unnerved.