I will steal all 4chan original content and memes under the guise of charismatic 10-minute Youtube video essays, then sell merchandise of each meme and board reference completely unedited except for my watermark to let you know where it "came from." With my monopolization of this niche complete, I expose what little originality this imageboard has to offer to the redditors by shilling on /r/videos and various discords, making me torrents of money as they buy all my merch and run every last meme into the ground, leaving this place an even shallower husk of itself in the process. I will become synonymous with 4chan in their eyes and thus you will not be able to escape my adoring normalfag fans from flooding in and shitting up everything with the minimal knowledge and context of the community that I've served to them via my videos, every one of them treating me like a great "figure of 4chan," the e-celeb that I've become.
