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Alright /bant/, it's story time before I maybe go to prison.>be me > 5'6/1m65 manlet but dress well and fit, solid 7/10 > autistic as fuck tho, and kissless virgin because of it > but the most important part, be an immense armpit fag, to the point seeing some of them give me raging boner > armpits are the proof god is real >so be me >today is one of the first summer days >very hot but wind feelgoodman.jpg >decide to quit neetbox to go to city with bus >every girl has cute summer dress or top without arm >feelgooderman.jpg >decide to tan a bit next to river that cross city >day goes by, hotter and hotter >caught sunburn and a bit on "sun fever" so decide to return home >take the bus >it's a city bus so some people are standing >the bus is fucking full, I find a place stading, my back against the side >above my head there is a bar to grab for people in the central alley >lots of people talking, babies crying, sandnigger with loud music in the back so my headache is getting worse >first stop, second stop ... >third stop... I see an angel >she is beautiful, model tier. The eastern europe type, blonde hair, white skin lighty tanned, gorgeous face dressed in pure black robe so her skin contrast >she must be 1m80 / 5'11 >she enter the bus, trying to find a spot >oh god she comes closer >she is just next to me in the central alley, facing the other direction >oh god, oh god she lift her arm to grab the bar above my head >perfection, her armpit is pure white, soft like a baby ass, I don't think she ever shaved but there is no trace of hair >she is like at 30cm of my face, i'm at the perfect height for the full view, can't avert my gaze. >instant boner, maybe already precum
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I don't like sand.
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>>755306 OP surrender and don't want to follow story, good job Frenchfag you maintain your countries proudness
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>>755306 >I forgot to mention that the bus driver is some fat fuck who surly don't like his job (I understand him) so he is very rough with the controls, the brakes must be fusion hot >the bus restart, i'm still at 30cm of the purest place of a goddess >child start to cry >god it's awful and awsome situation at the same time >the bus arrive at next stop >brakes >cutie is pushed against me >armpit 5cm to eyes and nose >oh fuck, I can smell it >The odor of her perfum, it's cherry and the subtle odor of sweat >It's not a bad smell, it's a reassuring smell, It remember me the time when I cuddleled with my mom as a child >the sweat water of the fountain of youth (cont)
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>>755519 I'm already disgusted, cont.
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>>755555 I can already tell this one's gonna hurt OP
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>>755306 Dumbass, immidiately imagine her shiting out a big greasy disgusting turd so you dont get embarassing boner.
Comes from a men with experience, summer Moscow is a satans trick to deprive us from our purity, sexy half naked succuubuses in every bus.
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>>755519 >At this point i'm rock hard, and I have the baddest of headache >Naturaly I have dirty thougths >another stop, same thing append, brakes and cutie pushed, this time even closer >she say "Sorry" with a little voice, without looking at me >it's a shy voice, she is visibly embarrasted >fuck she is so cute, so perfect, I want her... >I want... >to taste her... >... >Fuck this, I don't care anymore. >Next stop, the driver will brake, she 'll gonna be pushed and i'll move my head foward a bit with my tongue pulled out just a little >The perfect crime >I wait, I begin to sweat a lot because of the heat and my risky plan >next stop arrive >brakes >cutie pushed >I move my head >FUCK ME IT WAS NOT CLOSE ENOUGTH (cont)
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>>755597 Fucking Russians, man.
Think about what this person just let us know: everytime this retard sees a cute girl he imagines her taking a big shit. Not only that, after he does this he thinks "ah, my experience has taught me well". Imagine if upon seeing a cute girl you had trained yourself to imagine her taking a huge shit and then thinking you're smart for doing that.
what the fuck
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>>755702 >Next stop, the driver will brake, she 'll gonna be pushed and i'll move my head foward a bit with my tongue pulled out just a little Anonymous
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I like where this is going
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>>755711 What would you know about the hell of seein hundreds of half naked sexy whores every time you go out in summer you fat amerishit le 52%, you probably have handfull of decent looking girls for every state, rest is filled with your disgusting stronk indupendantus hippopatammus landwhalissimos. dont fucking talk about something you never experienced.
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>>755702 >I'm like a dog >Child cry again, the heat is hotter, I sweat more and more, my headache is killing me >I like Meursault in "The Stranger", the scene where he kill the sandnigger >I realize the next stop is my finish stop >I've got only one chance left >I think about everything i've lived until today, it's was all for this moment, THIS oportunity. >I can't miss it >I think : same plan >brakes >pushed >little bit of tongue >final stop in 50m >i'm the prisonner who escaped Alcatraz >i'm Neil Amstrong when he walked of the moon >i'm sir Edmund Hillary at the peak of Everest >30m >20m >10m >I'm ready, my mind is ready, my body is ready >bus driver begin to brake Anonymous
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>>755815 Russia, everyone.
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>>755840 This is gonna be one of those walk the dinosaur stories. Isn't it?
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>>755815 Never change, you glorious comrade
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>>755840 Way to leave us hanging. Cont
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>>755840 Continue, faggot.
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>>755702 >Next stop, the driver will brake, she 'll gonna be pushed and i'll move my head foward a bit with my tongue pulled out just a little Anonymous
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>>755957 Cont.
She is pushed awai instead of towards me, me faced towards her, look like a gay trying pussy for first time.
She gives me the Winston Churchill on a $100 note.
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>>755840 >it all happened in 1 second >the driver give the most gentle brake of the planet >so smooth, we are in zero gravity >the godess armpit don't move a millimeter >but me, me i'm in an other dimension >a dimension where all was happened perfectly >so I commit the irreparable >I move my head more than every other times >and my tongue >oh god my tongue is not just a little bit off my mouth >it's completly outside >I give the good ol' lickaroo >from the bottom to the top >i lick the pit in it's entirety >none of the spot is left clean >it's soiled >i've taken her virginity... >the time stop >I can taste it >It's all I've ever hoped and even better >sweeter than barley sugar >tastier than a steak "bleu" >1 seconde pass >I move my head back >The bus is silent for some reason >I begin to realize... (cont)
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>>755840 Don't stop now cunt
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>>756026 RUH ROH RUHGHETTIOS
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>>756026 OH MY GOD THE SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT IS TOO MUCH HLY SHIT SAVE ME IM CRINGING INTO A PIXEL SIZE, OH GOOOODDDDDDD...............
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OP continue plz
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>>756026 >I'm done >She is scream >I'll pass the night in prison >I'll be judged for sexual assault >I'll gonna be buttraped by filthy negros >My life end here and now >Well.. it was worth it >maybe ? >I don't know anymore >My head hurt, I feel like shit, my ears are ringing, my eyes are dry.. >2 secondes pass >the door of the bus open >one person leave >wtf ? >nobody gave a shit >the girl didn't scream >she turn her face a bit >I can see her eyes >But she can't see mine >Her eyes are round open >See is O.O >She is PTSD >She is relieving the fucking Vientam War >Gotta go fast >Sanic fast >I take my bagpack and leave the bus without turning >No cry, no scream >The doors closes >The bus leave >I stay on the ground, watching the void >I think I've broken her >I walk to my home >I sit >I go to /bant/ >I post well, that was a disturbing experience /bant/
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>>756195 sorry for typo, was relieving the events at the same time of typing
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>>756195 Turn yourself in, it's not too late
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>>756195 France was a mistake
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>>756195 Kill yourself
Fucking wasted time
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>>756195 This is fucking disappointing
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>>756195 Oh shit OP, that was magnificent.
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I was expecting a puke story
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>>756195 >>Well.. it was worth it Kill yourself, you fucking degenerate.
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>>756230 sorry that my story don't contain incest
>>756236 sorry that my story don't contain shit
>>756241 sorry that my story don't contain puke
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>>756195 Good job, armpit boy.
You live to lick another day.
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>>756026 >I'm done >She is scream >I'll pass the night in prison >I'll be judged for sexual assault >I'll gonna be buttraped by filthy negros >My life end here and now >Well.. it was worth it >maybe ? >I don't know anymore >My head hurt, I feel like shit, my ears are ringing, my eyes are dry.. >2 secondes pass >the door of the bus open >the girl screamef >she turn her face a bit >I can see her eyes >But she see mine >Her eyes are round open >Eye to eye war >Bus is silent >Everyone is looking at me (Cont.)
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>>756195 Maybe she will develop a stokholm syndrome, find you and become your sex slave so you can fuck her armpit all you want.
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>>756291 Stop that. You're stupid.
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>>756291 >Ohshit.jpg >Think quick anon >Act quick anon >Autismshhsjskbsjsnns.exe activated >Girl gives me a stink eye while I try to juggle my phone maintaining a Hornswoggle face. >Everyone turns 360° and walks the dinosaur away from the bus. THE END
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>>756312 One thing is sure, i'll never take the bus again
>>756291 >>756368 did you write that believing anyone find it funny ?
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>>756195 You put our country to shame, behaving like a sexually frustrated sandnigger
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>>756628 >>756555 but her armpit pussy was wide open and wet, her body was consenting
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>>756628 It's fake bro if it were real he'd choke on all the hair those French girls have
Fake and gay
10/10 fucking lol'd
7/10 if troll
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>>756703 as I said she was eastern europe/russian type, she didn't talk enough to ear if she had an accent tho
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bump, please don't forget my story
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was it real autism guys
