I shouldn't tell you this but...one minute you're putting your cremated mother's ashes in an hourglass, and the next your're researching snowfall totals Miami FL, or how to kill a dolphin with a Snickers bar and a tornado.
But really it has to do how far a spider can carry a can of pepsi if you take the fluoride out of it's saltwater taffy.
The worlds fucked, ya know...all because of magnets and quartersawn oak.