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Dev ID:omf+K30U Tue 26 Feb 2019 14:50:30 No.7568916 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

Quoted By: >>7568928 >>7568938 >>7569137 >>7569192

> felt like eating watermelons
> brought one
> ate it
> felt good
> next day
> ate another watermelon
> felt good
> next day, woke up
> tummy started rumbling
> okay let me feed my toilet
> went to the bathroom
> as soon a I sat down on my toilet
> spluuurt my ass was shooting shit like it was a fire engine
> didn't even move for like 5 minutes
> it didn't stop
> fucking Lord I don't wanna die
> my ass calmed down for a few seconds
> phew
> huge rumbling again
> this time it was a flaming hot liquid
> I don't think I'm going to survive this
> I sprayed my butthole with cold water
> it burned like hell
> finally the heatwave stops
> fell down to the floor with tear in my eyes
> okay I'm never eating h2omelons again
> today
> really hot
> thirsty
> okay I'll eat a watermelon