My fellow EPIC gamers and gangweeders. It has come to my attention that some outside forces of SOCIETY are trying to exploit the power of gangweed for their own gain... After decades of oppression these groups have the audacity to come to us for help?
Let me make something clear...
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FUCK LIBERALS
FUCK CONSERVATIVES
FUCK COMMIES AND NAZIS
THEY ARE ALL PART OF THE SAME SOCIETY THAT WE LIVE IN... And they've hated us all the same. The left blames us for sexism... The right blames us for mass shootings (also known as mass uprisings)...

DO NOT LET THEM DIVIDE US, THEY KNO THAT GANGWEED IS POWERFUL, AND THEY WANT OUR GANGWEED... REMEMBER THAT GANGWEED ALWAYS RISES ABOVE THESE GAY POLITICAL PARTIES.
IN CONCLUSION...
GAMERS RISE UP
GAMERS RISE UP
GAMERS RISE UP
GANGWEED