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leafs are filtered ID:z1sczWo4 Sat 27 May 2017 18:44:28 No.757071 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>757121 >>758930 >>759181 >>759656 >>759895 >>759981 >>760308 >>760802 >>760965

New /bant/ kingdom thread

Canadians can't play.

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 0 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 0 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 18:47:06 No.757121 Report

Quoted By:

>>757071
Benis :DDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QkMp9bz1 Sat 27 May 2017 18:47:40 No.757131 Report

Quoted By: >>757332

rolllll

Tyrone Jarvis Jamal Jones the Peasant

Tyrone Jarvis Jamal Jones the Peasant ID:QkMp9bz1 Sat 27 May 2017 18:49:20 No.757332 Report

Quoted By: >>757369

>>757131
fucking peasant

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 18:51:44 No.757369 Report

Quoted By: >>757502

>>757332
FUCK YOU NIGGER
[He attacks the orc, autistically screeching]

Tyrone Jarvis Jamal Jones the Peasant

Tyrone Jarvis Jamal Jones the Peasant ID:QkMp9bz1 Sat 27 May 2017 19:02:25 No.757502 Report

Quoted By: >>757561

>>757369
shiiieeeeeet can't we all just get along? I's gon tu da sto' een get sum dat bix noods

rolling for persuasive white-guilt nigger tactics rate of success

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 19:06:51 No.757561 Report

Quoted By: >>757621

>>757502
[He punches the nigger in the face]
I don't give a fuck about people of other colors, you fucking worthless nigger
[more autistic screeching]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QkMp9bz1 Sat 27 May 2017 19:11:05 No.757621 Report

Quoted By: >>757699

>>757561
Tyrone takes damage!

shiieeeet white devil I was Kang n shieet and powerful til weak white man kept the powerful nigras down. it's over whitey!

rolling for reparations, if greater than 7 you must pay denbts

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 19:12:07 No.757638 Report

Quoted By: >>757690

Roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W8pYPBIk Sat 27 May 2017 19:12:35 No.757646 Report

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I'm qn American living in Alberta
Can I play please

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pQYOLD6Q Sat 27 May 2017 19:13:57 No.757672 Report

Quoted By:

what a rude OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 19:15:11 No.757690 Report

Quoted By: >>757873

>>757638
WHERE'S MY RENT YOU PEASANTS?!

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 19:15:36 No.757699 Report

Quoted By: >>757732 >>757802 >>757847

>>757621
[More autistic screeching, followed by a kick in the leg. If 9/dubs+, the leg breaks]
FUCK niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 19:17:45 No.757726 Report

Quoted By: >>757821

rolling

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 19:18:08 No.757732 Report

Quoted By:

>>757699
I actually killed him lmao

leafs are filtered

leafs are filtered ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 19:19:46 No.757760 Report

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Rolling

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 19:21:59 No.757802 Report

Quoted By: >>757828 >>757873 >>757875

>>757699
Stop right there criminal scum!

You can't just go around slaughtering peasants! Explain yourself!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 19:22:51 No.757821 Report

Quoted By:

>>757726
Fuck

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 19:23:11 No.757828 Report

Quoted By: >>757901

>>757802
I'm making the world a better place, one dead nigger at a time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QkMp9bz1 Sat 27 May 2017 19:24:12 No.757847 Report

Quoted By: >>757875 >>757878

>>757699
sheet
Tyrone falls to the ground as his leg flied off into the distance. he begins to bleed out.

shiieet whitey, what I eva do ta you, you no good honky whiteboi

if greater than 7 Tyrone lights Newport cig

Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G

Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 19:25:43 No.757873 Report

Quoted By: >>757913

>>757690
>>757802
What are you guys doing?! If you dont stop and pay rent then, GET AUF MAH LAUN!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QkMp9bz1 Sat 27 May 2017 19:25:46 No.757875 Report

Quoted By:

>>757847
no cigarette this time

>>757802
oh lawdy, thank-a, massa! I wus a gud boy who nindu nuffin

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 19:25:49 No.757878 Report

Quoted By:

>>757847
You stepped into this kingdom, you fucking nigger
[he stomps on Tyrone's chest, breaking his entire ribcage]

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 19:27:15 No.757901 Report

Quoted By: >>757928

>>757828
*looks at the disgusting nigger*
Look, I'll let it slide if you'll pay your rent.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QkMp9bz1 Sat 27 May 2017 19:27:48 No.757913 Report

Quoted By: >>758029

>>757873
shiieeeeet, I'll have it next time, I swur ohn my deadbeatdads grave

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him

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Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 19:28:09 No.757918 Report

Quoted By: >>757943

Welcome to Giuseppe's. We serve pasta and things related to pasta

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 19:28:36 No.757928 Report

Quoted By: >>757975

>>757901
I'm no peasant, you fucker. You tryin' to swindle money off of me, kike?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qai9meay Sat 27 May 2017 19:28:54 No.757938 Report

Quoted By:

me post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QkMp9bz1 Sat 27 May 2017 19:29:11 No.757943 Report

Quoted By: >>758013

>>757918
tell me, giuseppe, did you always want to be a chef?

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 19:31:24 No.757975 Report

Quoted By: >>758008 >>758029 >>758083

>>757928
If you are not a resident of the kingdom, then you are a filthy foreigner.

You will pay your rent or it will be taken from you.

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 19:32:58 No.758008 Report

Quoted By: >>758083 >>758101

>>757975
You wanna fight, kike? I don't like dealing with filthy Shekel addicts like you, Bergstein

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G>

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G> ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 19:33:13 No.758013 Report

Quoted By:

>>757943

Yes. It was an honor to take up the family mantle of cooking pasta all day long. It's a real joy. Hahaha.

Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G

Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 19:34:08 No.758029 Report

Quoted By: >>758163

>>757913
You bettar, no free soup tonight 4 u
>>757975
Yes Leafilterus
MAKE HIM PAY

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G>

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G> ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 19:37:25 No.758083 Report

Quoted By: >>758158

>>757975
>>758008
Why don't we settle our differences over pasta?

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 19:38:51 No.758101 Report

Quoted By: >>758120

>>758008
So be it.

>I draw my sword, roll to run the deadbeat through

Nigger slayer Nate [69 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [69 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 19:40:16 No.758120 Report

Quoted By: >>758158

>>758101
[He punches the captain in the mouth, 5 or above breaks teeth]

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mQcAxfU1 Sat 27 May 2017 19:41:57 No.758142 Report

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Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 19:42:43 No.758158 Report

Quoted By: >>758191 >>758199

>>758083
After I deal with this lowlife I'm going to go to the theater, actors are really the ones who bring people joy

But enjoy cooking!
>>758120
>I laugh at the nigger slayer hurting himself and slash with my sword

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QkMp9bz1 Sat 27 May 2017 19:43:11 No.758163 Report

Quoted By: >>758218

>>758029
what kind of soup?

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G>

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G> ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 19:44:54 No.758191 Report

Quoted By:

>>758158
Fuck you brah.
> I grab a frying pan and smash the Guard's head in

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 19:45:19 No.758199 Report

Quoted By: >>758247

>>758158
[He grabs the guard's sword and uses it on him, slashing at the guardsman]

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 19:46:21 No.758218 Report

Quoted By:

>>758163
it was chicken noodle soup night

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 19:47:32 No.758247 Report

Quoted By: >>758262 >>758271

>>758199
Nice script.

Badly wounded, I kick at the nigger slayer and take my sword back.

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 19:48:23 No.758262 Report

Quoted By: >>758285

>>758247
Broseph you're dead

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G

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Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 19:48:49 No.758271 Report

Quoted By: >>758312

>>758247
Thats it *Grabs hand cannon and turn toward nate,*
Stop nao and pay thyne rent

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 19:49:42 No.758285 Report

Quoted By: >>758325

>>758262
Read the rules again.

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G>

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G> ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 19:51:21 No.758312 Report

Quoted By: >>758817

>>758271

> I grab a pot full of angel hair pasta and attempt to seduce the landlord with it

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

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Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 19:51:54 No.758325 Report

Quoted By: >>758361

>>758285
>max roll + dubs number
>he thinks that 99 + 9 is 19

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 19:54:00 No.758361 Report

Quoted By: >>758762

>>758325
It's only the last number, broheim. Otherwise everyone would be dead in one round.

You did 18 damage, Giuseppe did 1.

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

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Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 19:57:15 No.758762 Report

Quoted By: >>758783

>>758361
If that were the case battles would slog on for dozens of posts.

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 19:58:24 No.758783 Report

Quoted By: >>758827

>>758762
That's been the rule in every one of these threads. Get some equipment or someone to help you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QkMp9bz1 Sat 27 May 2017 19:58:53 No.758795 Report

Quoted By:

jus a nigga makin his way tru town, one I get to those gates, i's be free, unless your last 2 digits are higher than mine

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 19:59:54 No.758817 Report

Quoted By:

>>758312
das sum neat pasta, put it in the chicken noodle soup after i finish this>
>758325
Stop right there, Im warning you

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 20:00:26 No.758827 Report

Quoted By: >>758838 >>758874 >>758902

>>758783
We may be autistic but not that autistic, but obviously you are. And who said that it's been that way for every thread?

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:01:07 No.758838 Report

Quoted By: >>758898

>>758827
Every thread I've been in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eF0e+ZFU Sat 27 May 2017 20:02:46 No.758870 Report

Quoted By:

Let us roll to see who i am

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:02:52 No.758874 Report

Quoted By: >>758898

>>758827
>be on a board where people only post every 5 seconds
>wait until post number gets above 70
>have two and a half minutes to instakill everyone

you're retarded. Eery other roll uses the last digit, so does combat

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G>

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G> ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 20:02:55 No.758876 Report

Quoted By:

We-a still-a don't-a hava kinga.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QkMp9bz1 Sat 27 May 2017 20:03:35 No.758890 Report

Quoted By: >>758902

make way, king to peasant nao

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 20:04:13 No.758898 Report

Quoted By: >>758912

>>758838
>>758874
Samefagging doesn't work on /bant/, nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QkMp9bz1 Sat 27 May 2017 20:04:25 No.758902 Report

Quoted By:

>>758890
off by twooooooooooo

>>758827
you have no right to tell me how autistic I am or amn't

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:05:14 No.758912 Report

Quoted By: >>758919

>>758898
I just thought of the second thing after the first

But anyway, you're wrong so you can either keep rolling or fuck off

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 20:05:53 No.758919 Report

Quoted By: >>758973

>>758912
Nah you're wrong, fag

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P9r87KeR Sat 27 May 2017 20:06:25 No.758930 Report

Quoted By: >>758945 >>758954 >>758965

>>757071
Rolling

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P9r87KeR Sat 27 May 2017 20:06:55 No.758945 Report

Quoted By:

>>758930
Reeeee
Rolling

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G>

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G> ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 20:07:32 No.758954 Report

Quoted By:

>>758930
Stick with your first roll m8

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QkMp9bz1 Sat 27 May 2017 20:08:16 No.758965 Report

Quoted By: >>758996

>>758930
nah nigga, welcome to peasanthood, roll trips to be kanged

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 20:08:45 No.758972 Report

Quoted By:

Trynna get nigga and thief

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:08:46 No.758973 Report

Quoted By: >>759016 >>759022

>>758919
I roll to kill you

Oh look it's an instakill

I wouldn't expect someone on 4chan to admit they were wrong anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QkMp9bz1 Sat 27 May 2017 20:09:32 No.758996 Report

Quoted By:

>>758965
like these

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G>

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G> ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 20:10:06 No.759006 Report

Quoted By: >>759024 >>759031

> Goes out in the street and sells 50G of pasta

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QkMp9bz1 Sat 27 May 2017 20:10:44 No.759016 Report

Quoted By:

>>758973
this nigga has a point!

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 20:11:10 No.759022 Report

Quoted By: >>759055

>>758973
That's pretty cool, but doubles are hard to come by. You can't just predict doubles, and it would be too obvious if you got instakill doubles every time.

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 150 G>

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 150 G> ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 20:11:14 No.759024 Report

Quoted By: >>759031

>>759006
Hell yeah boi

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QkMp9bz1 Sat 27 May 2017 20:11:58 No.759031 Report

Quoted By:

>>759024
>>759006
nice

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:13:50 No.759055 Report

Quoted By: >>759084 >>759095

>>759022
If you can't predict doubles then what are these?

Anyway the rules are the rules. 99 is 18 damage.

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 150 G>

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 150 G> ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 20:15:05 No.759083 Report

Quoted By: >>759140

> I watch a boring discussion between Nate and Leafilterus

Phlassid the Henchman [70 HP 70 MP]

Phlassid the Henchman [70 HP 70 MP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 20:15:09 No.759084 Report

Quoted By: >>759134

i need someone to accompany
i assume i am supposed to help someone no matter what
I guess I will attack
>>759055

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 20:15:42 No.759095 Report

Quoted By: >>759134

>>759055
nice doubles, but every "le checkem xd" thread has a shocking lack of doubles

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:17:37 No.759134 Report

Quoted By: >>759138 >>759150 >>759187 >>760721

>>759084
Rolling to parry the attack

Stop right there evildoer!

>>759095
I can do it again if you want.

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:17:54 No.759138 Report

Quoted By:

>>759134
Shit.

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 20:17:57 No.759140 Report

Quoted By: >>759160

>>759083
Guiseppe can you pass the popcorn?

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 20:18:18 No.759150 Report

Quoted By: >>759199

>>759134
Do it then, fag

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 150 G>

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 150 G> ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 20:18:47 No.759160 Report

Quoted By: >>759265

>>759140
Sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s1V49AxM Sat 27 May 2017 20:19:53 No.759181 Report

Quoted By:

>>757071
Rolling for role

Phlassid the Henchman [70 HP 70 MP]

Phlassid the Henchman [70 HP 70 MP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 20:20:01 No.759187 Report

Quoted By: >>759224 >>759265 >>760263

>>759134
Rolling to bash your face in with my fist

if another evil role other than Henchman helps me, I will serve them loyally.

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [47 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [47 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:20:26 No.759199 Report

Quoted By: >>759213

>>759150
2ez

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 20:21:18 No.759213 Report

Quoted By: >>759267

>>759199
yeah, but your next post will be singles

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [40 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [40 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:21:47 No.759224 Report

Quoted By: >>759287

>>759187
Oof!

>roll to attack!

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 20:23:14 No.759265 Report

Quoted By: >>759500

>>759160
Thanks.
>>759187
STOP RIGHT THERE!
>roll to successfully shoot phlassid with handcannon

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [40 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [40 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:23:19 No.759267 Report

Quoted By: >>759271

>>759213
Are you sure about that?

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [40 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [40 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:23:41 No.759271 Report

Quoted By: >>759289

>>759267
>off by one
Just kill me

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 150 G

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 150 G ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 20:23:48 No.759277 Report

Quoted By: >>759310

>Attempting to sell 100G of pasta on the streets

Phlassid the Henchman [70 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [70 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 20:24:24 No.759287 Report

Quoted By: >>759328

>>759224
>Roll to kick ball sack and have you flying in the air

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 20:24:40 No.759289 Report

Quoted By: >>759328

>>759271
Told you
three singles in a row

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 20:25:36 No.759310 Report

Quoted By:

>>759277
Yay

Ruffles the orphan <70 Hp, 70mp, 100g>

Ruffles the orphan <70 Hp, 70mp, 100g> ID:s1V49AxM Sat 27 May 2017 20:25:49 No.759318 Report

Quoted By: >>759357 >>759400

Cheerio! How's the streets tonight, chaps? I hope I don't get a good raping again tonight innit!

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [33 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [33 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:26:27 No.759328 Report

Quoted By: >>759337 >>759500

>>759287
Shiiiiit

>roll to land on you and do damage
>>759289
Yeah but this roll will be >>759329

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 20:27:11 No.759337 Report

Quoted By: >>759378

>>759328
wrong again nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 20:28:10 No.759357 Report

Quoted By:

>>759318
No food for you

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [33 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [33 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:28:49 No.759378 Report

Quoted By: >>759430

>>759337
But this time it'll be dubs

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 20:29:49 No.759400 Report

Quoted By: >>759474

>>759318
Get-a away-a from-a my-a restaurant-a brat.

Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

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Nigger slayer Nate [59 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:mbLIoMEO Sat 27 May 2017 20:31:20 No.759430 Report

Quoted By: >>759680

>>759378
you're desperate aren't you

Ruffles the orphan <70 Hp, 70mp, 100g>

Ruffles the orphan <70 Hp, 70mp, 100g> ID:s1V49AxM Sat 27 May 2017 20:33:28 No.759474 Report

Quoted By:

>>759400
Alright I'm going, I is! I don't like dog meat anyways! Cheers.

Phlassid the Henchman [57 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP]

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Phlassid the Henchman [57 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 20:35:04 No.759500 Report

Quoted By: >>759521 >>759534 >>759576

Shit! 2 enemies
>>759265
>oof

>>759328
>oof * 2

-13 HP

ROLL TO KICK BOTH OF YOU AT ONCE SUCCESSFULLY
//sorry for late reply

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 20:36:29 No.759521 Report

Quoted By:

>>759500
> Notices disruption and proceeds to grab pot of scalding hot water and throws it on you

Stop-a scaring-a away-a my-a customers!

Phlassid the Henchman [47 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [47 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 20:37:25 No.759534 Report

Quoted By: >>759605

>>759500
//holy shit dub 0s
>Makes an attempt
>Does split mid-air
>balls land in first on ground lashing back on dick breaking it
-10

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [33 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [33 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:39:00 No.759576 Report

Quoted By: >>759605 >>759613

>>759500
Only time dubs are bad

I laugh at the villain and strike!

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 20:41:07 No.759605 Report

Quoted By:

>>759534
laughs
>>759576
backs away slightly

Phlassid the Henchman [47 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [47 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 20:41:44 No.759613 Report

Quoted By: >>759634 >>759638

>>759576
//fucking hell, picking on the trini
>oof
-6 HP

>rolls to escape

Phlassid the Henchman [47 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP]

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Phlassid the Henchman [47 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 20:43:33 No.759634 Report

Quoted By:

>>759613
i am fucked

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [33 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [33 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,0XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:43:47 No.759638 Report

Quoted By: >>759687

>>759613
Hahaha, pathetic fool!

Attack again!

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 20:44:15 No.759646 Report

Quoted By:

>thinks about becoming king

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v0/8qcYh Sat 27 May 2017 20:45:00 No.759656 Report

Quoted By: >>759709

>>757071
Roll

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 20:47:08 No.759680 Report

Quoted By:

>>759430
Where did that dirty foreigner who didnt pay his rent go?

Phlassid the Henchman [47 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [47 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 20:47:38 No.759687 Report

Quoted By: >>759704 >>759728 >>759850

>>759638

>oof

>rolls to attack

you get xp every successful move btw

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 20:48:37 No.759704 Report

Quoted By:

>>759687
update forgot to subtract

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold]

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold] ID:v0/8qcYh Sat 27 May 2017 20:49:00 No.759709 Report

Quoted By: >>759731 >>759738

>>759656
Rolling for ultimate masterpiece

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [33 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,4XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [33 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,4XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:50:23 No.759728 Report

Quoted By: >>759791

>>759687
Well all attacks are successful to some degree, so I figured it didn't apply

Don't mind if I do though, if everyone else is doing it

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold]

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold] ID:v0/8qcYh Sat 27 May 2017 20:50:30 No.759731 Report

Quoted By: >>759737

>>759709
The second stroke

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold]

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold] ID:v0/8qcYh Sat 27 May 2017 20:50:49 No.759737 Report

Quoted By:

>>759731
We'll get there

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 20:50:49 No.759738 Report

Quoted By: >>759747

>>759709
Bravo!

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold]

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold] ID:v0/8qcYh Sat 27 May 2017 20:51:52 No.759747 Report

Quoted By:

>>759738
Ah, thank you, dear chef!

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 20:54:19 No.759791 Report

Quoted By: >>759811 >>759820

>>759728
>persuades to just stop fighting
btw update your hp
i did 7 damage

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP]

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Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 20:55:23 No.759811 Report

Quoted By:

>>759791
>Angers Leafilterus even more

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [26 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,5XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [26 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,5XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:56:13 No.759820 Report

Quoted By: >>759832

>>759791
I will never make peace with a villain such as you!

>attack

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [21 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,5XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [21 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,5XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 20:56:53 No.759832 Report

Quoted By: >>759850 >>759893

>>759820
>trips and does 5 damage to himself

Uh...truce?

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 20:58:00 No.759850 Report

Quoted By: >>759887 >>759888 >>759893

>>759687
>>759832
By some pasta, niggers. 5G a plate

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold]

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold] ID:v0/8qcYh Sat 27 May 2017 21:00:26 No.759887 Report

Quoted By: >>759920 >>759939

>>759850
How many will my art get me?
I haven't anything but paint for three days

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 21:00:32 No.759888 Report

Quoted By: >>759903 >>759920 >>759940

>>759850
Ill pay you 40G to cook chicken noodle soup for my building complex tonight

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:00:49 No.759893 Report

Quoted By: >>759920 >>759928

>>759832
...
truce
>>759850
willing to buy pasta for us both
what are the nutritional benefits?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:00:55 No.759895 Report

Quoted By: >>759950

>>757071
lmao rip leaf

roll

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP

Byron the Landlord Dwarf 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 21:02:10 No.759903 Report

Quoted By: >>759928

>>759888
>Holy shit, my first trips evar

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [21 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,5XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [21 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,5XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 21:02:22 No.759907 Report

Quoted By: >>759928

Roll to summon three more guards, because I'm guard captain.

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:03:18 No.759920 Report

Quoted By: >>759940 >>760019

>>759893
You can shit better
>>759887
This isn't a charity house, scram!
>>759888
> I attempt to make enough for his complex for tonight

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [21 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,5XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [21 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,5XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 21:03:42 No.759928 Report

Quoted By: >>759958

>>759907
Ahahaha!
>>759893
Truces with villains are worth nothing!

>roll to order my guards to attack the villain while I run away

>>759903
newfag

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:04:20 No.759939 Report

Quoted By: >>760003

>>759887
OOC
how much hp do i get from different foods?

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:04:21 No.759940 Report

Quoted By:

>>759888
ALL HAIL THE NEW KING
>>759920
> I end up making a mess out of my kitchen

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:05:13 No.759950 Report

Quoted By: >>759992

>>759895
atleast im not a nigger

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:05:40 No.759958 Report

Quoted By: >>759988

>>759928
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
>ROLL TO CHASE AND LOSE THE GOONS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TfkLQTgm Sat 27 May 2017 21:06:43 No.759981 Report

Quoted By: >>760043

>>757071
roll

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [21 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,7XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [21 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,7XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 21:07:11 No.759988 Report

Quoted By: >>760010 >>760056

>>759958
Roll to keep running and raise the alarm throughout the city

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:07:28 No.759992 Report

Quoted By: >>760012

>>759950
>rolling to make pretty dress

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:08:15 No.760003 Report

Quoted By: >>760056

>>759939
Ah!
Tomato sauce
>2hp 1G

Spaghetti
> 10HP 5G

Mama's special recipe
> 20HP 13G

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 21:08:36 No.760010 Report

Quoted By: >>760060

>>759988
roll to sound the emergency bell

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:08:43 No.760012 Report

Quoted By: >>760037

>>759992
.>dress is ruined,filled with holes

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold]

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold] ID:v0/8qcYh Sat 27 May 2017 21:09:02 No.760019 Report

Quoted By: >>760060 >>760061 >>760066

>>759920
roll to knock you out with frame of painting and grab a few plates of pasta

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:09:57 No.760037 Report

Quoted By: >>760059

>>760012

>roll to make pretty shoes

Harald the Witty Orphan (female)

Harald the Witty Orphan (female) ID:TfkLQTgm Sat 27 May 2017 21:10:22 No.760043 Report

Quoted By:

>>759981
so what does my character do?

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:11:17 No.760056 Report

Quoted By: >>760084 >>760086

>>760003
i'M OUTTA THERE
>>759988
>runs around a corner
>rolls to jump through a window unnoticed by guards

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:11:26 No.760059 Report

Quoted By: >>760085

>>760037

>succesfully made shoes

>roll to forge makeshift battle armor

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 21:11:29 No.760060 Report

Quoted By:

>>760010
bell ringer is broken and alarm isn't sounded
>>760019
Stop you have violated the law! Freeze or face my wrath

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:11:37 No.760061 Report

Quoted By: >>760077

>>760019
> Wake up, seeing several Pasta dishes gone, no memory of who
>Roll to try to remember

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold]

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold] ID:v0/8qcYh Sat 27 May 2017 21:12:00 No.760066 Report

Quoted By: >>760081

>>760019
take as much pasta as i can carry on my painting and run home

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:12:41 No.760077 Report

Quoted By: >>760089

>>760061
Fuck

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 21:13:03 No.760081 Report

Quoted By: >>760099

>>760066
roll to Block path, Handcannon in arm

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:13:17 No.760084 Report

Quoted By:

>>760056
successfully jumps into the window of Fair Maiden Maria The Orc's home undetected

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:13:18 No.760085 Report

Quoted By: >>760115

>>760059

>Succesfully made battle armor

>roll to find a mine and pickaxe

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [21 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,7XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [21 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,7XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 21:13:20 No.760086 Report

Quoted By: >>760117 >>760155 >>760187

>>760056
Roll to organize a grid search of the city

>Rolls to escape the city have a -3 penalty. Grid search must roll a 9 or dubs to find you on the first round, but only an 8 on the next round and so on.

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:13:44 No.760089 Report

Quoted By: >>760103

>>760077
>Roll to remember

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold]

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold] ID:v0/8qcYh Sat 27 May 2017 21:14:29 No.760099 Report

Quoted By: >>760135 >>760155 >>760214

>>760081
out of my way, manlet king

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:14:45 No.760103 Report

Quoted By:

>>760089
GUARDS, GET THE ARTIST!

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:15:31 No.760115 Report

Quoted By: >>760131

>>760085
>succesfully found mine and pickaxe
Checklist
>Shoes
>Battlearmor
>Mine and Pickaxe

>roll to go home

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:15:39 No.760117 Report

Quoted By: >>760148

>>760086
>Attempt to get nearby Guard to arrest the artist

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:16:20 No.760131 Report

Quoted By: >>760151 >>760155

>>760115

>roll to anally destroy henchman

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:16:34 No.760135 Report

Quoted By: >>760155 >>760214

>>760099
You can't escape, give up the pasta!

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [21 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,7XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [21 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,7XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 21:17:28 No.760148 Report

Quoted By: >>760169

>>760117
>The NPC guard asks what he's done

While the search goes on I roll to recover HP

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:17:36 No.760151 Report

Quoted By: >>760175

>>760131
>falls and knocks self unconscious for 30 min

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 21:17:58 No.760155 Report

Quoted By: >>760329

>>760099
>>760131
>>760135
>>760086
EVERYONE HES HERE!
roll to pistolwhip phlassid

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:18:35 No.760169 Report

Quoted By: >>760228

>>760148
He stole my pasta!

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,1xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:18:51 No.760175 Report

Quoted By: >>760257

>>760151

>roll to go back to mine and work hard to build muscle

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 1XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:19:22 No.760187 Report

Quoted By: >>760217 >>760228 >>760243

>>760086
Most guards are distracted by Nütterganger II the Artist. And the accused corruption of Leafilterus.

>rolls to escape the kingdom to the kingdom to the forest

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold]

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold] ID:v0/8qcYh Sat 27 May 2017 21:20:30 No.760214 Report

Quoted By: >>760240 >>760329

>>760135
Roll to escape nearby pursuers and find somewhere to hide out temporarily
>>760099
Three more dubs to go!

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 21:20:35 No.760217 Report

Quoted By: >>760238

>>760187
fuck he got away

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [29 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,8XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [29 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,8XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 21:21:03 No.760228 Report

Quoted By: >>760243

>>760169
It will be noted. The artist will be found
>>760187
Roll to continue grid search, threshold is 8 now.

Harald the Witty Orphan (female)

Harald the Witty Orphan (female) ID:TfkLQTgm Sat 27 May 2017 21:21:45 No.760238 Report

Quoted By: >>760329

>>760217
Byron the Landlord. . . . landlord of manlets hehe

>roll to hurt your self-steem

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 2XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:21:50 No.760240 Report

Quoted By: >>760264

>>760214
>Throw frying pan at Nutterganger to knock him out

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [29 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,8XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [29 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,8XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 21:21:53 No.760243 Report

Quoted By: >>760322

>>760228
The henchman has been surrounded!
>>760187
Surrender!

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,5xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,5xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:22:46 No.760257 Report

Quoted By: >>760280

>>760175
>successfully built muscle

Checklist
>Shoes
>battlearmor
>mine and pickaxe
>home
>workout

>roll for sleep

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 6XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 6XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:23:12 No.760263 Report

Quoted By: >>760309 >>760329 >>760331

Update
5 successful actions since
>>759187
I get +5XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 4XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <70 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 4XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:23:18 No.760264 Report

Quoted By: >>760274 >>760301

>>760240
>The frying pan fails to reach him and does a boomerang! Rolling for damage

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <66 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 4XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <66 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 4XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:24:00 No.760274 Report

Quoted By:

>>760264

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,6xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{70h,70m}{L1,6xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:24:18 No.760280 Report

Quoted By: >>760306

>>760257

>successful sleep,in the mines

>roll to find where they are surrounding the henchman

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold]

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold] ID:v0/8qcYh Sat 27 May 2017 21:25:50 No.760301 Report

Quoted By: >>760313

>>760264
Rolling for another getaway attempt

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{67h,70m}{L1,6xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{67h,70m}{L1,6xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:26:28 No.760306 Report

Quoted By: >>760362

>>760280

>lost in town and trips on wet stone

>roll to try harder to find where they are surrounding henchman

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E3FeNf4+ Sat 27 May 2017 21:26:35 No.760308 Report

Quoted By:

>>757071
rolll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TfkLQTgm Sat 27 May 2017 21:26:37 No.760309 Report

Quoted By: >>760331

>>760263
>roll to mock at you

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold]

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold] ID:v0/8qcYh Sat 27 May 2017 21:26:47 No.760313 Report

Quoted By:

>>760301
>i trip and stumble to get up

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 6XP]

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Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 6XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:27:23 No.760322 Report

Quoted By: >>760337

>>760243
shit
Takes Leafilterus to a corner away from guards
Offers a deal, 30 G and I go off scotch free. how does that sound?

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [29 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,8XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [29 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,8XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 21:27:32 No.760327 Report

Quoted By:

Roll to recover HP

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 21:27:55 No.760329 Report

Quoted By: >>760347 >>760348 >>760350 >>760376

>>760238
you ass
>>760263
you dont realize i also saw and pistolwhipped you critically >>760155

roll to give nutterganger a tackle>>760214

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TfkLQTgm Sat 27 May 2017 21:27:58 No.760331 Report

Quoted By:

>>760309
>>760263
I know why thou are always angry, it' maybe because thy willy nilly is always phlassid!

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [36 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,9XP)

Leafilterus, Captain of the Guard [36 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] (L1,9XP) ID:ecrUeoFj Sat 27 May 2017 21:28:41 No.760337 Report

Quoted By:

>>760322
No.

Roll to have Phlassid arrested

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <66 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 4XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <66 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 4XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:29:00 No.760347 Report

Quoted By: >>760376

>>760329
Attempt to tackle Nut to the ground

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:29:03 No.760348 Report

Quoted By:

>>760329
shit, genuinly didn't notice
i'll take back 1 xp

Harald the Witty Orphan (female)

Harald the Witty Orphan (female) ID:TfkLQTgm Sat 27 May 2017 21:29:14 No.760350 Report

Quoted By: >>760372 >>760391

>>760329
will you adopt me? I want a comfy room and to be trained as a swordman

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{67h,70m}{L1,7xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{67h,70m}{L1,7xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:29:58 No.760362 Report

Quoted By: >>760377

>>760306

>succesfully found the henchman

>roll to go back home

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <66 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 5XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <66 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 5XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:30:32 No.760370 Report

Quoted By: >>760384

>Smash Nut's face in with a frying pan

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:30:42 No.760372 Report

Quoted By: >>760383

>>760350
>gets taken away
//Does this mean that I have to roll for a new character?

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold]

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold] ID:v0/8qcYh Sat 27 May 2017 21:30:52 No.760376 Report

Quoted By: >>760421

>>760329
>>760347
Unhand me, you fools!
>Roll to force them off

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{67h,70m}{L1,7xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{67h,70m}{L1,7xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:30:52 No.760377 Report

Quoted By: >>760419

>>760362

>somehow loses way

>roll to find home harder

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{67h,70m}{L1,7xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{67h,70m}{L1,7xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:31:28 No.760383 Report

Quoted By: >>760417

>>760372
roll to escape prison senpai

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <66 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 5XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <66 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 5XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:31:29 No.760384 Report

Quoted By: >>760403

>>760370
>I smash my own face in. Rolling for damage.

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 21:31:53 No.760391 Report

Quoted By: >>760430

>>760350
fine, but the Imperial Guard hasnt given me the castle keys yet so sleep in one of the free apartments for now. As for swordmanship sure

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <62 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 5XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <62 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 5XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:32:38 No.760403 Report

Quoted By: >>760479

>>760384
OOF! The chase continues

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:33:26 No.760417 Report

Quoted By: >>760458

>>760383
i guess you get stuck in jail with me
I respect you, you and me are cool. As a henchman I am loyal
>normie friendship get

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{67h,70m}{L1,8xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{67h,70m}{L1,8xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:33:28 No.760419 Report

Quoted By:

>>760377

>FUCKING OVER SUCCESSFUL

>roll to make fucking gourmet ravioli

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 21:33:33 No.760421 Report

Quoted By: >>760479

>>760376
distracted by harald and falls off nutter

Harald the Witty Orphan 70HP 70MP 100G L1 2XP lvl1(female)

Harald the Witty Orphan 70HP 70MP 100G L1 2XP lvl1(female) ID:TfkLQTgm Sat 27 May 2017 21:34:13 No.760430 Report

Quoted By: >>760450 >>760451

>>760391
>roll to practice a double-handle swordman duel with the butler

Harald the Witty Orphan 1HP 70MP 100G L1 2XP lvl1(female)

Harald the Witty Orphan 1HP 70MP 100G L1 2XP lvl1(female) ID:TfkLQTgm Sat 27 May 2017 21:35:29 No.760450 Report

Quoted By: >>760467 >>760471

>>760430
Father, help me! My belly is bleeding

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 21:35:31 No.760451 Report

Quoted By: >>760471

>>760430
Harald, HELP CATCH NUTTER QUICKLY THEN WE CAN PRACTICE

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{67h,70m}{L1,9xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{67h,70m}{L1,9xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:35:55 No.760458 Report

Quoted By: >>760481 >>760490

>>760417

>gourmet as FUCk ravioli

im about to do something very bad
>roll to REALLY MANLY LIKE bust Phlassid out of prison

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 21:36:16 No.760467 Report

Quoted By: >>760485 >>760503

>>760450
OH SHIT,
roll to run and bandage harald quickly

Harald the Witty Orphan 1HP 70MP 100G L1 2XP lvl1(female)

Harald the Witty Orphan 1HP 70MP 100G L1 2XP lvl1(female) ID:TfkLQTgm Sat 27 May 2017 21:36:30 No.760471 Report

Quoted By: >>760485 >>760503

>>760451
>>760450
>roll to stand up from the floor

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold]

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold] ID:v0/8qcYh Sat 27 May 2017 21:37:10 No.760479 Report

Quoted By: >>760513 >>760558

>>760421
>>760403
>Roll to hopefully thwart pursuers yet again

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:37:17 No.760481 Report

Quoted By:

>>760458
We escape and leave to kingdom to the forest

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 21:37:37 No.760485 Report

Quoted By: >>760539

>>760467
>>760471
Harald, stay with me dont walk into the light

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,10xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,10xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:38:05 No.760490 Report

Quoted By: >>760505

>>760458
u want this gourmet ravioli senpai

Harald the Witty Orphan 46HP 70MP 100G L1 2XP lvl1(female)

Harald the Witty Orphan 46HP 70MP 100G L1 2XP lvl1(female) ID:TfkLQTgm Sat 27 May 2017 21:39:01 No.760503 Report

Quoted By: >>760539

>>760467
>>760471
Thanks pop
>the orphan trap stands up, walks and slips over a blood puddle.
roll to get up again

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:39:07 No.760505 Report

Quoted By: >>760524

>>760490
//we are in forest rn
>yes please

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <62 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 5XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <62 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 5XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:40:09 No.760513 Report

Quoted By: >>760523

>>760479
>I lose track of Nuttganger. DAMN!
> Go back to my restaurant, defeated.

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <62 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 5XP

Giuseppe the Chef who wanted to be an actor but his dad beat him <62 HP, 70 MP, 250 G> 5XP ID:yVJw2Sk/ Sat 27 May 2017 21:40:44 No.760523 Report

Quoted By:

>>760513
Roll to regain health with pasta

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,10xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,10xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:40:55 No.760524 Report

Quoted By: >>760540 >>760550

>>760505
k senpai
>gives henchman GOURMET AS FUCK ravioli

>roll to find weapon in forest

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 21:41:43 No.760539 Report

Quoted By:

>>760485
>>760503
Roll to pick up Harald and place him on a bed

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,10xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,10xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:41:44 No.760540 Report

Quoted By:

>>760524

>finds broken rusted sword

sheiitt

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:42:20 No.760550 Report

Quoted By: >>760557 >>760569

>>760524
how much hp do i get?
>roll to find food in forest

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [39 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:43:10 No.760557 Report

Quoted By: >>760578

>>760550
>trips on branch, falls face first
-2

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold]

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold] ID:v0/8qcYh Sat 27 May 2017 21:43:22 No.760558 Report

Quoted By: >>760585

>>760479
>Roll to make sculpture of pasta

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,10xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,10xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:44:09 No.760569 Report

Quoted By: >>760576

>>760550
well when i made it the roll was a 9 so about only FUCKING 40 HEALTH senpai desu

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,10xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,10xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:45:13 No.760576 Report

Quoted By: >>760594

>>760569

>roll to find a holy artifact in the forest

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP]

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Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:45:20 No.760578 Report

Quoted By: >>760599

>>760557
>eats dat GOURMET AS FUCK ravioli
+40HP

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold]

Nütterganger II the Artist [70 HP 70 Mana 100 Gold] ID:v0/8qcYh Sat 27 May 2017 21:45:33 No.760585 Report

Quoted By:

>>760558
>roll to leave in front of Giuseppe's restaurant quietly

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,10xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,10xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:46:23 No.760594 Report

Quoted By:

>>760576

>finds old grail used by a moderately famous religious leader,worth probably 200 gold

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:46:40 No.760599 Report

Quoted By: >>760624 >>760632

>>760578
>search for weapons
>rolls to find weapon in forest

Harald the Witty Orphan 46HP 70MP 100G L1 2XP lvl1(female)

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Harald the Witty Orphan 46HP 70MP 100G L1 2XP lvl1(female) ID:TfkLQTgm Sat 27 May 2017 21:47:54 No.760609 Report

Quoted By: >>760867

>proceeds to rest

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:49:11 No.760624 Report

Quoted By: >>760640 >>760887

>>760599
>FINDS ENCHANTED SWORD OF DIAMONDS
>FUCKING PRICELESS
>x5 attack
the OP should be the game master desu, i dont know if this is bullshit or fair

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,11xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,11xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:49:59 No.760632 Report

Quoted By: >>760639

>>760599
HOLY CHRIST

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,11xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,11xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:50:30 No.760639 Report

Quoted By: >>760649

>>760632
>roll to find weapons

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP]

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Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:50:39 No.760640 Report

Quoted By: >>760654

>>760624
pic related

Ahmed The_______

Ahmed The_______ ID:JnQDP6MA Sat 27 May 2017 21:51:25 No.760648 Report

Quoted By:

Roll.

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,12xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,12xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:51:35 No.760649 Report

Quoted By: >>760700

>>760639
>FINDS THE HOLY SWORD OF FUCKING SAINT CHARLEMAGNE,JOYUESE.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TfkLQTgm Sat 27 May 2017 21:51:40 No.760654 Report

Quoted By: >>760669 >>760676

>>760640
x5 attack? more like +5 attack

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:52:27 No.760669 Report

Quoted By: >>760676

>>760654
nigga, i got 9 dubs

Ahmed The Necromancer

Ahmed The Necromancer ID:JnQDP6MA Sat 27 May 2017 21:53:06 No.760672 Report

Quoted By:

I raise up my army of Dead Muslims with beef.

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:53:35 No.760676 Report

Quoted By:

>>760654
actually, that is fair
i retract >>760669

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,12xp}[100 GOLD}

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Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,12xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:56:01 No.760700 Report

Quoted By: >>760715

>>760649
>*Joyeuse

>+5 attack
>holy so does double damage to heathens/undead
>-3 damage to paladins/or other warriors and religious heads of same religion
>fucking dank as hell
fair?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CCClslvG Sat 27 May 2017 21:57:04 No.760705 Report

Quoted By: >>760718

ortism roll

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 21:59:00 No.760715 Report

Quoted By: >>760724

>>760700
i guess mine will do +10 for 9 dubs
Yours is fair

ready to go back?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CCClslvG Sat 27 May 2017 21:59:20 No.760718 Report

Quoted By:

>>760705
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6KsgcSAA Sat 27 May 2017 21:59:31 No.760721 Report

Quoted By:

>>759134

I ATTACC and YOU MUST PROTECC

Also first roll for a role

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,12xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,12xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 21:59:37 No.760724 Report

Quoted By: >>760732

>>760715
ye senpai

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,12xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{80h,80m}{L2,12xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 22:00:19 No.760732 Report

Quoted By: >>760752 >>760755

>>760724

>roll to go back into town undetected

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 5XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 22:01:32 No.760752 Report

Quoted By:

>>760732
rolls to go undetected also saving Maria

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{79h,80m}{L2,12xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{79h,80m}{L2,12xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 22:01:36 No.760755 Report

Quoted By: >>760779

>>760732
>FALLS FUCKING FACE FIRST INTO STONE

>Roll to get up and jet into old house

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 6XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 6XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 22:03:16 No.760771 Report

Quoted By:

update
didnt add xp for when i got that sword with dubs
+1XP

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 6XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 6XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 22:04:06 No.760779 Report

Quoted By: >>760794 >>760797

>>760755
ok we settle
>roll for fertile sex

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 7XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 7XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 22:05:08 No.760794 Report

Quoted By:

>>760779
>sperm rekts egg
+1XP for both parties

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{79h,80m}{L2,12xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{79h,80m}{L2,12xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 22:05:26 No.760797 Report

Quoted By: >>760815 >>760816

>>760779

IM A MOM NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:08jS+DUB Sat 27 May 2017 22:05:36 No.760802 Report

Quoted By:

>>757071
okie

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 7XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 7XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 22:07:02 No.760815 Report

Quoted By:

>>760797
I say we start attackin someone for Gold
We have a GREAT advantage cuz of powerful weapons
You make the choice on who

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{79h,80m}{L2,14xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{79h,80m}{L2,14xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 22:07:09 No.760816 Report

Quoted By: >>760887

>>760797

>ROLL TO MAKE ONLY THE HOLIEST FOOD KNOWN TO MAN TO EAT

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP

Byron the Landlord Dwarf KING 70HP 70MP 100G L1 1XP ID:4ytnBGbb Sat 27 May 2017 22:09:59 No.760867 Report

Quoted By: >>760887 >>760950

>>760609
I must leave for important political business farewell for now

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 7XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 7XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 22:11:38 No.760887 Report

Quoted By: >>760900

>>760816
We attack Byron
>>760867
>roll to dice with diamond sword>>760624

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 7XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 7XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 22:12:20 No.760900 Report

Quoted By:

>>760887
nerf only +5

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{79h,80m}{L2,15xp}[100 GOLD}

Fair Maiden Maria The Orc{79h,80m}{L2,15xp}[100 GOLD} ID:pEtuZ5XQ Sat 27 May 2017 22:16:33 No.760950 Report

Quoted By:

>>760867
>roll to fuck on byron

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nEx6TApC Sat 27 May 2017 22:17:22 No.760965 Report

Quoted By:

>>757071

ROLL

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 7XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 100 G] [L1, 7XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 22:20:24 No.761008 Report

Quoted By:

If Byron is gone then that 100 G is ours
split it 60 40 in your favor

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 140 G] [L1, 7XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 140 G] [L1, 7XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 22:22:45 No.761041 Report

Quoted By: >>761096

its been 20 minutes, that Gold is ours
+40G

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 140 G] [L1, 7XP]

Phlassid the Henchman [77 HP 70 MP 140 G] [L1, 7XP] ID:40vcLgib Sat 27 May 2017 22:26:36 No.761096 Report

Quoted By:

>>761041
>I die
GTG
Wife gets my gold
i will animate this btw
i do an animation channel, not giving link for anon reasons
gg i had fun

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