>son comes home with black bf
>dad I'm gay
>becool.jpg
>Alright son, I'm not surprised you're an anal astronaut, but I am a little disappoointed.
>Have wife make supper
>talk with black bf
>try jive n hand gestures
>son gets visibly upset
>bf just smiles
>turns and says, "He's trying honey."
>son smiles and nods
>dinner is served
>wife and I, along with two daughters and son still at home have a pleasant supper with them
>make up the couch for them
>give clear lines that no sex is to be had in my household
>black bf smiles and agrees
>son visibly embarressed but agrees.
>dawn.
>go out and work on the farm
>I have many pigs
>a few sheep
>a horde of goats
>and 2 dozen chickens
>gather eggs, get bacon from freezer
>milk one of the goats for some fresh milk
>have breakfast with family
>tell black bf and son that I would like them to help me around the farm
>be a good way to gget to know bf
>smacks lips and agrees
>working around farm
>dawn turns to midday
>midday turns to twilight
>worked all around the farm
>impressed bf is still at it, must be those warrior genes I hear so much about
>the goats are milked and fed
>sheep too
>chickens are roosting
>need to feed the pigs
>turn to son and tell him he has a choice to make
>either he kills bf and feeds him to the pig
>or i kill them both
>give son gun with a bullet
>take out handgun and point it at him
>what's your choice?
>son is shocked
>bf starts yelling
>point gun at bf and tell him to be quiet or i'll do it for son
>mumbles and bumbles about how he dindu nuffin
>son has tears in his eyes
>dad...?
>yes son?
brb gotta eat. will continue greentext shortly.
