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Anonymous ID:NNxRYwLo Wed 27 Feb 2019 09:42:33 No.7574233 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7574258 >>7574762 >>7574768

> used bumble
> swiped right on every girl
> got match
> 8/10
>180 tall
> just texted me "hey, whats poppin "

oh shit boys, what does that even mean? also, the fuck does she want from me? I'm 5/10 175 and never been with a girl taller than 170

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4aKmA6M5 Wed 27 Feb 2019 09:51:03 No.7574240 Report

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ok text her this
“hey bitch i’m a 175 cm manlet but i’ll fuck your ass so hard you won’t be poopin for a whole week”

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W2RwSq4b Wed 27 Feb 2019 10:04:30 No.7574258 Report

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>>7574233
Just say what comes to mind, and don't think about it anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HV19gKmJ Wed 27 Feb 2019 10:05:53 No.7574260 Report

Quoted By: >>7574261

What's poppin is basically how's it going
Anyway, send her this with the text U WANT SUM FUK?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HV19gKmJ Wed 27 Feb 2019 10:06:59 No.7574261 Report

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>>7574260
If she says WED just blame it on a fucking leaf on 4chan, she'll understand

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NNxRYwLo Wed 27 Feb 2019 10:11:24 No.7574267 Report

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I think I will just delete the match, my manelt inferiority complexes are greater than my sex drive, and being taller than me is just completely killing it.

thanks for the advice tho

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/zbWyVYt Wed 27 Feb 2019 10:20:14 No.7574277 Report

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ask her to meet up so you can be poppin inside her in ten seconds flat
try to make it sound exceptionally desperate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:12RZ5ooV Wed 27 Feb 2019 13:01:21 No.7574762 Report

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>>7574233
>"hey, whats poppin "
My cherry hopefully.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AsfLKi2/ Wed 27 Feb 2019 13:04:20 No.7574768 Report

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>>7574233
bumble is a meme
it has a lot of good things going for it, like better descriptions and the girl has to text first, but the premium version is expensive for what it is, and they'll suspend your account if there's any sense of "showing off" (i.e. covered face in any way, shirtless pics, bathroom selfies).
it's basically the planet fitness of dating apps.

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