>>7580536>literally just remind him that he has a cheetos presidentDuke is visibly seething by this remark. He looks up to the sky and shouts "Blow it out your AAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Suddenly, a volcano erupts in the middle of Oslo, causing mass panic and destruction in the capital. Giga-Duke's sheer rage has begun to irradiate the immediate area, and the field is slowly growing.
A scientist runs up to you and hands you an odd looking device. He explains that, when activated, a magnetic field will emanante from the front of the gun. However, he also tells you that there is a secondary function that will shrink whatever you point it at, but it will drain the weapon's batteries for good, leaving you defenseless against the radiation.
What is your next decision?
>>7580679He hands you a packet of bubblegum in return, and goes back to terrorizing other Europeans.
