It is time to go to trial for your crimes against humanity. That is, TRIAL BY COMBAT!! TO THE DEATH!!!

your weapon determined by second to last digit:
0- brass knuckles
1-pocket knife
2-kitchen whisk
3-butt plug
4-slingshot
5-laser gun (3 rounds)
6- baseball bat
7-long sword
8- flamethrower
9- katana


last digit determines opponent:
0- Joseph Stalin and his body guards
1- Floyd Mayweather
2- a black bear
3- Anderson Cooper
4- your Mom with cooking equipment
5- you 7 years ago armed with a katana
6- Moses at the height of his power
7- you 7 years in the future armed with a Bowie knife
8- Gandalf the grey
9- 300 rodents
doubs- anon before you
trips- Cthulhu