I say, you have destroyed my life you sensationalistic yellow press. To hell with you all to death, damnable swine. I HAVE LOST EVERY LAST ON OF MY ACQUAINTANCES FOR GEORGE'S SAKE ALL TO ONE I HAVE HAD SUSPEND MY STUDIES IN HIGHER EDUCATION AND NOW I FIND MYSELF LIVING IN THE MOST DREADFUL SHACK RIPE WITH RAGE AND NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO WITH THE EXCEPTION OF MOST UNSPEAKABLE ACTS OF RAW PUGILISM. MY GOD, I HAVE NOTHING! MY FAMILY MOST DEAR HAS DISOWNED ME! NO KINSHIP IN SIGHT! NOT A SINGLE ACCOMPLISHED BUSINESS FOUNDED! AND NOW AS I PEER AT THOSE OF SIMILAR CLASS AND SOCIAL DISPOSITION AROUND, I GAIN A STRONG URGE TO COMMIT MASS ATROCITY. AH, BUT IT IS ONLY THE ONE WHO HAS LEAD ME ASTRAY ON THIS PATH MOST GRIM WHICH I SHOULD PUNISH. SEVEN YEARS WASTED HABITUALLY READING THE YELLOW PRESS, ALL FOR NOUGHT! I NOW FIND MYSELF A HABITUAL READER AND HOLDING GREAT KNOWLEDGE ON NONSENSICAL, CHEAP SENSATIONALISM, ALL OF WHICH ONLY MADE ME INTO A CREDULOUS, THOUGHTLESS MAN! WORST OF ALL, MY FURY IS BASED ON PURE MODERATE THINKING! A SCOUNDREL IS WHAT I FEEL MOST AS, AND PERHAPS IT ALL CAN BE RECTIFIED WITH A SINGLE READ OF THE MORNING LEADER. THIS THREAD HOLDS NO MEANING, DO NOT MIND IT AS IT REFLECTS MY EQUALLY MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE.