ITT: /bant/ boss raid! Rules: This huge motherfucking Frankensteined monstrocity appears out of nowhere. Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.netHere's some info about this boss: name@ShittyMemelord dificulty@legendary element@random If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER. If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD. If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER. If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN. If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT. If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN. If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK. Otherwise you are a KNIGHT Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
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>>760272 http://http://drgchan.ddns.net/757739HEALERS revive fallen soldiers BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage! KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge! PALADINS can avenge AND revive! WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image. DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die. DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death. you can be avenged/revived 6 times max If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again! The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
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>>760335 this is now a dubs thread
also checked
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TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:uPJ8P6ku Sat 27 May 2017 23:35:40 No. 762175 Report Quoted By:
rolling for class nickname@TrollBagley
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TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:uPJ8P6ku Sat 27 May 2017 23:35:59 No. 762179 Report Quoted By:
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TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:uPJ8P6ku Sat 27 May 2017 23:36:31 No. 762185 Report Quoted By:
roll 2
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roll 3
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roll 4
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TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:uPJ8P6ku Sat 27 May 2017 23:37:38 No. 762198 Report Quoted By:
last roll for a while, don't want to get in the 01-10 range
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TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:uPJ8P6ku Sat 27 May 2017 23:39:22 No. 762215 Report >>762203 Well you're dead now haha
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TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:uPJ8P6ku Sat 27 May 2017 23:40:18 No. 762223 Report Quoted By:
>>762203 Please nobody revive this nigger. He'll just shit up the board and die on purpose so the boss can heal
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TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:uPJ8P6ku Sat 27 May 2017 23:40:43 No. 762228 Report Quoted By:
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TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:uPJ8P6ku Sat 27 May 2017 23:42:48 No. 762254 Report Quoted By:
OK is anyone else going to help me kill this thing?
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TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:uPJ8P6ku Sat 27 May 2017 23:43:27 No. 762265 Report Quoted By:
In 5 mins if nobody has posted a reply I'm out
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TrollBagley !!bqH9VyFVimG ID:uPJ8P6ku Sat 27 May 2017 23:49:36 No. 762323 Report Quoted By:
OK I'm done here. Peace
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>>764411 Because OP is a faggot
What else is new?
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Also correct link
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>>764453 He didnt die
also, ATTACK
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>>764482 Oh read that wrong
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nothing personnel
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>>764565 AGAIN
You guys using the image captchas or is the thread dead?
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>>761404 Also, avenging the leaf
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>>764620 >>761404 AVENGING THE LEAF
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woah we need some more classes in here nickname@sundance
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don't let me be the only one
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I don't like being a knight
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>>767685 But hey critical hit
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>>767685 it kinda sucks but u just critted and I'll be boostin ya
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>>764452 Thank you brother, Allah bless
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It's probably safe now
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Yes, as a death knight I will make my enemies and virhins scream at the same time. Just like the great Muhammad
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>>767756 oooooooooweeeee baby
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>>767756 Please die if you're not already dead
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>>767729 I'm lucky as fuck
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>>767742 Good to see you my friend sing me a prayer song for our battle please
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>>767785 there he goes crittin again
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>>767769 As you wish, Allah akbar
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Yes, my virgin takes my pipe while you take my pipe bomb
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captcha: waterhole service
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>>760272 I didn't know these threads were still a thing.
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>>767826 You deal triple damage right?
>>767800 How much do crits do? Also are you dead or self revived.
I'm using mobile data for a new class
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Miss? Blasted whore, go attack for me
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Fuck yeah death knight radical
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>>767843 crits do double damage, and I think dead dk's do double damage. 00 doesn't kill you, it rolls to the next digit for damage so I hit for 800
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>>767843 Double I believe, speaking of which time for a virgin threesome
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>>767868 Easy friend, almost got a 69, speaking of which
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>>767880 thanks you dk beast
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>>767887 Hi, thanks for the boost.
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Feel the full wrath of Allah
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>>767901 Dead after dubs, fuck my life.
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Fuck yeah death knight edge Lord activate
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>>767901 oh no bb
>>767900 sick fuckin hit
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Get fucked you cancerous abomination of a meme
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>>767911 I will attempt to avenge you
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Now take it in the ass like my virgins
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Reminder: Mobile data or vpns make you into an extremely edgy death knight
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Yes, take my staff
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How much health does he have left?
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Edgier than reaper
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Good whore, you made me cum, now spit it on the foul beast
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>>767971 Damn, I'm gonna run out of virgins
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Pass users would be so OP
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>>768002 I don't know what you mean by that but it's decently funny
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I will take a break this round with my concubines, but the rest of my virgins will do the fighting for me
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>>767999 >>768001 so close to a critical ass killing blow omg
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I got quads one time
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Can someone keep me up to date on the boss, I don't know how to do it on my computer and I'm on mobile
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Only 20 damage fug
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>>768090 Damn, I had to interrupt a rusty trombone to check, roughly 4750. Now let me enjoy my virgins in peace
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*throws rocks*
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*throws cum bottle*
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I think the guy that got our trips is gonna come over and help out
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Keep the bass boosted bard
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You're the Lucio of this thread
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*High impact Jihadi screeching*
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How do you even have do many non meme/porn images
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>>768169 aw fuck sorry for rezzin ya'll
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>>768173 one weekend I saved a fuckton of alternative art
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>>768169 Dammit, right when I was gonna cum all over my virgins, oh well, back to the goat. Here Germany Germany...
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2k and enraged
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Close to 00 but eh
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I've a always wanted to die
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>>768216 We're both dead now
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Lazy bastard making me fight for him
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But at least I'm not a knight
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Too bad you can only boost 78% of the time now
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>>768238 what do you mean?
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>>768221 Well hey, my master sent me to you as a present. All you have to do is convert and I'm all yours
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>>768249 not 2day bb, not 2morrow either
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I hate how post rates fluctuate so much
>>768248 You're mortal below 22
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*High impact female nagging*
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>>768258 awwww shiiiit yeah
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Death knights can sing too
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Fucking die already
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>>768275 aw shit you killed him
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>>768284 This is it
>>768286 Sweet finally. First boss killed by me too
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We need a new boss raid. I'm glad I don't have to use data anymore
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>>768294 Well done friend. I still have 12 virgins left to tend to but I will be back to purge evil with Allah's light the next time I am needed
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>>768318 Oh it was a sand nigger thing how did I not see that?
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>>768318 >>768299 And ty. Would've been much slower with out you two
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