>>7610458To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the internet is serious business. The geopolitical ramifications are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of new media communication technology most of the socio-economical factors will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the serious business poster's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Nietschze's Will To Power, for instance. The /pol/tards understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these posts, to realise that they're not just serious- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike seriousposting truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the consequences in OP's existential catchphrase "friendly reminder that ALL namefags are cancer," which itself is a cryptic reference to Anonymous's message to Scientology. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as OP's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a waffle. And no, you cannot eat it. It's for the ladies' mouth only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid