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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 22:36:10 No.761265 View View Reply Original Report

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Why do ancient statues have a small penis?

Is it possibly because they're white?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 22:37:10 No.761266 Report

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Maybe it was just really cold posing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 22:37:23 No.761267 Report

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>>761265
Greeks considered small penises to be civilized and larger ones to be from savages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 22:38:01 No.761268 Report

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>>761265
If it's Greek, it's bc the Greeks were bigger faggots than your country.
The Romans emphasized masculinity, and would often draw naked males with impossibly large dicks, to show that they were hyper masculine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 22:38:44 No.761269 Report

Quoted By: >>761274 >>761276 >>765239

>>761265

White people are growers not showers due to cold climate. You can bet that guy is 8" when erocked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 22:39:23 No.761270 Report

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>>761265
It was 'adjusted' by the Swedish Government by 500% in order ensure that men with naturally small dicks don't feel oppressed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 22:39:35 No.761271 Report

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>>761265
They thought it looked better.
DESU, though, what people consider a "small penis" is pretty unrealistic. Their perspective is skewed because only guys with huge dicks are male porn stars. Then, when amateur porn started getting big, only guys with big dicks made amateur porn. On every porn vid with a six inch dick, some guy in the comments posts "lel micropenis". By porn commenter standards, like 60% of men have micropenises.

This is probably my worst post on /pol/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 22:39:49 No.761272 Report

Quoted By: >>761277

>why is penis smaller when flaccid???

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 22:40:33 No.761273 Report

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This is a statue of Poseidon and living at the bottom of he ocean makes it hard for your penis to grow into a big shape due to the crushing pressure of the water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 22:40:35 No.761274 Report

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>>761269
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 22:40:37 No.761275 Report

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no one cared about the pleasure of women, hence dick size was completely irrelevant

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 22:40:52 No.761276 Report

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>>761269
This. Niggers have massive flaccid dicks that just turn semi hard and don't really get larger when they are erect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 22:41:02 No.761277 Report

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>>761272
That's pretty small flaccid wise tb.h, mine was longer and thicker than that at 14.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 22:41:02 No.761278 Report

Quoted By: >>761327 >>761356 >>764355 >>767819

i bet it was because the bigger ones were easier to break off and steal

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dvjYKu5Z Sat 27 May 2017 22:45:09 No.761327 Report

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>>761278
Mfw you're probably right

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Hjk9EMY3 Sat 27 May 2017 22:45:25 No.761333 Report

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>>761265
LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tuylS5jC Sat 27 May 2017 22:47:06 No.761356 Report

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>>761265
could be that it had to be there (smoothing it over is wrong because nobody looks like that) but they weren't really insecure and vain about penis size so the token effort was enough

>>761278
also probably that i've never actually spent a great deal of time staring at statue donks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LnHHGpTQ Sun 28 May 2017 00:14:07 No.762621 Report

Quoted By: >>765756 >>767805

>>761265
In ancient Greece, penises were considered fertility symbols, the bigger the penis, the more powerful the effect.

So people started stealing the penises in statues, so as smaller penises were supposed to have lesser effect on fertility they started to make sculpted penises smaller.

That's what somebody once told me.
[spoiler:lit]the world is gonna roll me[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9SWUxuom Sun 28 May 2017 02:28:30 No.764355 Report

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>>761278
Holy shit...that makes a weird sort of sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xukpPXkJ Sun 28 May 2017 03:47:53 No.765231 Report

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>>761265

Some slut broke off the original to use as a marble dildo and quickly replaced it with a homemade one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xukpPXkJ Sun 28 May 2017 03:48:59 No.765239 Report

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>>761269
>White people are growers not showers due to cold climate.

This. Whites evolved with winter, niggers did not. It's also why niggers have much bigger noses.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mc2KMiYe Sun 28 May 2017 03:49:38 No.765252 Report

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>>761276
how do you know

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TSZwZxva Sun 28 May 2017 03:50:31 No.765268 Report

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>>761265

It's because it was traditionally seen as attractive, because it implied youth and boyhood.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F1MKKqbR Sun 28 May 2017 04:29:06 No.765736 Report

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>>765252
Anon knows, don't you worry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F1MKKqbR Sun 28 May 2017 04:31:00 No.765756 Report

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>>762621
Nice spoiler

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+auLXm1d Sun 28 May 2017 05:29:12 No.766400 Report

Quoted By: >>766412

>>761265
no they are Greek.
Greek penis = small

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+auLXm1d Sun 28 May 2017 05:29:47 No.766412 Report

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>>766400
And Roman penis = small

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aaV2K6SA Sun 28 May 2017 07:34:34 No.767637 Report

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>>761265
>implying your flaccid dick doesn't look just as small and pathetic as that statue

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoMPuogK Sun 28 May 2017 07:42:24 No.767726 Report

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Thats a Greek sculpture and Greek art embodied idealism, whereas Roman art embodied realism.

Daily reminder small penis = ideal

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ucNW+H1k Sun 28 May 2017 07:47:10 No.767805 Report

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>>762621
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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bebgZ6lh Sun 28 May 2017 07:48:59 No.767819 Report

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>>761278
t. alcibiades

gundog

gundog ID:BPM90Xjc Sun 28 May 2017 07:49:37 No.767827 Report

Quoted By: >>767921

>>761265
Because the embodiment of masculinity back then were 14 year old boys.

Large penises were considered grotesque and beastly.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoMPuogK Sun 28 May 2017 07:56:31 No.767921 Report

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>>767827
>t. PhD in ancient penis culture

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