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Anonymous ID:YA7Vggoc Wed 06 Mar 2019 22:31:52 No.7617417 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7617425 >>7618398 >>7618405 >>7619036

I'll go first:
1) I don't smoke.
2) I don't drink.
3) I don't masturbate furiously to anime feet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ibUHki+H Wed 06 Mar 2019 22:32:58 No.7617421 Report

Quoted By: >>7617425 >>7617433

Sweden is cute
Denmark is cute
Finland is not cute

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8j3WDrjN Wed 06 Mar 2019 22:34:24 No.7617425 Report

Quoted By: >>7617452

>>7617417
no drinke?

>>7617421
definitely #2

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wD2MUSdy Wed 06 Mar 2019 22:35:10 No.7617431 Report

Quoted By: >>7617452

I am black
I have no friends
I have no family

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YA7Vggoc Wed 06 Mar 2019 22:35:35 No.7617433 Report

Quoted By:

>>7617421
even suggesting that is a punishable offense

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8j3WDrjN Wed 06 Mar 2019 22:35:41 No.7617434 Report

Quoted By: >>7617452

wait no i meamt smeko

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YA7Vggoc Wed 06 Mar 2019 22:40:09 No.7617452 Report

Quoted By:

>>7617425
wrong
>>7617434
wronger
>>7617431
Everyone has a family. However, immigrants have huge families, so if you were black then you would have one for sure. So #1 is the lie

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5pKelY8z Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:07:26 No.7618255 Report

Quoted By: >>7618332

1.Chen
2.Chen
3.Not Chen

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YA7Vggoc Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:13:58 No.7618332 Report

Quoted By:

>>7618255
2 is the lie
66% unchen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hH1Oppju Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:17:52 No.7618366 Report

Quoted By: >>7619174

I'm an alcoholic
I'm a chain smoker
I have never seen snow

Normie

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Normie ID:7Pxo31QL Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:20:11 No.7618381 Report

Quoted By: >>7618415

I love a Russian boi
I have jungle fever
I hate faggot posters

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ar2n5KKn Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:20:21 No.7618383 Report

Quoted By: >>7618394

1)I have a girlfriend, who I hide my bisexuality from
2)I have qualifications in tech, which I literally cheated for
3)I've sold pictures of my body to strangers over discord

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B2Fa+NTx Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:20:42 No.7618388 Report

Quoted By: >>7618493

ANGLOS ARE FAGGOTS
ANGLOS DSERVE TO BE KILLED
ANGLOS DO NOT DESERVE TO BE KILLED

IF YOU DID NOT KNOW THE FIRST TWO ONES ARE TRUE AND THE LAST ONE IS A LIE

Normie

Normie ID:7Pxo31QL Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:21:37 No.7618394 Report

Quoted By: >>7618420

>>7618383
1 you don't hide it. Even her bf Abdul knows that.

Heaven

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Heaven ID:c8/oDvuX Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:22:34 No.7618398 Report

Quoted By: >>7618424

>>7617417
I inherited a shitload of dollerydoos
I have a gf
I fucked your mum

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aAUOcNjN Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:22:43 No.7618400 Report

Quoted By: >>7619174

I Live in a nice house
I have a great family
Fandoms are good and not retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oQ8rE4ws Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:23:55 No.7618405 Report

Quoted By: >>7619174

>>7617417
I did 1000x with crypto
I killed my dad
I drink every day because of it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hH1Oppju Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:25:20 No.7618415 Report

Quoted By: >>7618426

>>7618381
the last ones a lie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ar2n5KKn Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:26:51 No.7618420 Report

Quoted By:

>>7618394
Incorrectimundo, I'm WAYYY too insecure to be in some kinda of swinger/cuck relationship, I'd rather be single

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hH1Oppju Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:27:06 No.7618424 Report

Quoted By: >>7618436

>>7618398
the last 2 are fake, the first one explains why you spend all your free time on r/banter

Normie

Normie ID:7Pxo31QL Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:27:34 No.7618426 Report

Quoted By:

>>7618415
Incorrect. Flamboyant unironic faggot posters fucking suck. There's a reason I only ERP in shit threads and that's to spare bants front page from enabling more faggotry.
Fuck off nugbt faggots we're full.

Heaven

Heaven ID:c8/oDvuX Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:29:34 No.7618436 Report

Quoted By:

>>7618424
only one is fake
read the rules dumbass

FloridaBoi

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FloridaBoi ID:1OqrsOUo Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:40:00 No.7618493 Report

Quoted By: >>7618527 >>7618542

>>7618388
romanians are so infuriated of knowing they are the pajeets of europe that they resort to this. how embarrassing.

pee

pee ID:Sgia/Las Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:44:19 No.7618527 Report

Quoted By: >>7618542 >>7619048

>>7618493
HEY
FUKC YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP FLOARDIA NIGGRRRRRRRRRRRR
U LIOVE IN AMERICA THERFOR U R GAY FAT NIGEGR FBITCH FUHCKJL YIOU

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ar2n5KKn Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:45:58 No.7618542 Report

Quoted By: >>7618551 >>7619048

>>7618527
I know you're a troll but I'll bite

>>7618493
Actually correct, brits unironically assume any given Romanian is a sub-human gypsy

pee

pee ID:Sgia/Las Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:47:01 No.7618551 Report

Quoted By: >>7618561

>>7618542
hEYU IM NOT A FUCKIUNG TROL IA M REPRESDTN ROMANIA
SO REPSRTC US NBIGGER BITECH U DUMB SHITTISH ASS NIGGGGER FUCK YOU I WIL PIS AND HSIT IN YOUR SEAT AND FORC ED UR AACE IT IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ar2n5KKn Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:48:45 No.7618561 Report

Quoted By: >>7618571 >>7619048

>>7618551
Okay so clearly you're pretty man, since you wan't to "shit and piss" and force my (face?) in it.

I'll strike a deal. If you admit you're a troll, I'll accept to you peeing on my face (that's kinda hot)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ar2n5KKn Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:49:21 No.7618571 Report

Quoted By: >>7618578

>>7618561
So many typos, but it's like 3:50AM here and I'm too tired to care

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ar2n5KKn Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:50:33 No.7618578 Report

Quoted By:

>>7618571
RIP, didn't even get the time right

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ja77y+Bo Thu 07 Mar 2019 04:01:50 No.7619036 Report

Quoted By: >>7619174

>>7617417
I'm not overweight.
I don't own a gun.
I don't drive a truck.

FloridaBoi

FloridaBoi ID:1OqrsOUo Thu 07 Mar 2019 04:06:38 No.7619048 Report

Quoted By:

>>7618527
Whiter than you, Mohammed.
>>7618542
>>7618561
Heh, based brits calling out those filthy gypsies.

Thafore Mablo !SE49njKnYU

Thafore Mablo !SE49njKnYU ID:axM+Wdmn Thu 07 Mar 2019 04:10:57 No.7619053 Report

Quoted By: >>7619097 >>7619174

I'm russian (ethnic)
I can play the guitar
I regularlly post on Sosach

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oQ8rE4ws Thu 07 Mar 2019 04:28:01 No.7619097 Report

Quoted By:

>>7619053
>I'm russian (ethnic)
Ha cocaч, быдлo.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PL7sTlFT Thu 07 Mar 2019 04:32:18 No.7619103 Report

Quoted By: >>7619174

baguette
croissant
bonjour

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YA7Vggoc Thu 07 Mar 2019 05:22:11 No.7619174 Report

Quoted By: >>7619181

>>7618366
#2, I bet you're blind
>>7618400
those are awfully subjective, and 3 is iffy to me... I will say that you meant it as a lie
>>7618405
#2, ruskis will drink to anything
>>7619036
Shit, this one is tough. Any two pair really well, but statistically speaking I think #2 is the most likely to be a lie.
>>7619053
#1 is the lie, too easy https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/search/username/Thafore%20Mablo/page/1/
>>7619103
manger cul de moi

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lR+IKJYg Thu 07 Mar 2019 05:25:11 No.7619179 Report

Quoted By: >>7619185 >>7619188

i have a big pp
i hav smol pp
i have avg. pepe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oQ8rE4ws Thu 07 Mar 2019 05:25:30 No.7619181 Report

Quoted By: >>7619182

>>7619174
wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YA7Vggoc Thu 07 Mar 2019 05:26:50 No.7619182 Report

Quoted By: >>7619188

>>7619181
Oh shit. I'm sorry. Do you mind if I asked what happened?

SHIT POST

SHIT POST ID:g/ekdh57 Thu 07 Mar 2019 05:27:44 No.7619185 Report

Quoted By: >>7619187

>>7619179
Is this implying that you have two dicks?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YA7Vggoc Thu 07 Mar 2019 05:28:47 No.7619187 Report

Quoted By: >>7619197

>>7619185
One attached to his balls, one up his ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oQ8rE4ws Thu 07 Mar 2019 05:28:59 No.7619188 Report

Quoted By: >>7619193 >>7619194

>>7619179
you're either big or smol
average is made up meme to make dicklets feel better about themselves
so considering rules #1 is a lie
>>7619182
Cancer, I was the last person to shot him with painkillers and that tipped him over the edge into agony, and there is no coming back from that, he died a day after.
And no, I don't drink alco at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YA7Vggoc Thu 07 Mar 2019 05:32:01 No.7619193 Report

Quoted By:

>>7619188
Cancer is a motherfucker, it wasn't you.
Good for you for staying away from booze.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lR+IKJYg Thu 07 Mar 2019 05:32:54 No.7619194 Report

Quoted By:

>>7619188
well shit

SHIT POST

SHIT POST ID:g/ekdh57 Thu 07 Mar 2019 05:37:09 No.7619197 Report

Quoted By: >>7619204

>>7619187
I see
I'm white
I'm brown
I'm Eldridge God

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oQ8rE4ws Thu 07 Mar 2019 05:41:18 No.7619204 Report

Quoted By: >>7619209

>>7619197
#3rd a lie
you're brown but you sound like a nerdy white kid

!tGodCUmO7A

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!tGodCUmO7A ID:g/ekdh57 Thu 07 Mar 2019 05:44:49 No.7619209 Report

Quoted By: >>7619228 >>7619233

>>7619204
No

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppiGTLqfaWc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:glF7vMe8 Thu 07 Mar 2019 05:52:10 No.7619228 Report

Quoted By:

>>7619209
You're not a full god until you fertilize a goddess' egg

heaven

heaven ID:o8dnPrPy Thu 07 Mar 2019 05:52:36 No.7619229 Report

Quoted By: >>7619240

1. I can sing at a level where I could do it professionally
2. I've inadvertently fallen in love with a 16 year old girl
3. I suck at literally every video game I've ever played but I'm great at traditional games

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Anonymous ID:V6vylvDQ Thu 07 Mar 2019 05:53:40 No.7619233 Report

Quoted By:

>>7619209
eeewwww tentacles are gross

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:glF7vMe8 Thu 07 Mar 2019 05:59:36 No.7619240 Report

Quoted By:

>>7619229
2 heavens in the same thread?

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