Decided to host this one early today for any European anons who might like to join.
ITT: /bant/ Boss Raid!
This BOSS appears out of nowhere.
Rules:
Read the full rules here:
http://dragonchan.iridia.net/ Get the script here:
https://github.com/ihavenoface/dragonchan-userscript Here's some info about this boss:
name@HorsemanOfConquest
difficulty@medium
element@random
health@23000
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
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http://dragonchan.iridia.fr/7621103 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone, regardless of what class you are!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, changing the minimum roll to 22 and above; however, he will no longer heal himself
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>>7621103 TL;DR
Your ID determines your class, if you don't know what class you are or what you class does please ask!
Last 2 digits of your post determine how much damage you do, though if you roll below an 11 you will instantly die, which also heals the boss.
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I hope I don't get Warlock or Bard because I have no images on this computer.
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nickname@OP
>>7621124 Thank you brother, you did some good damage. Though we'll need a healer or a 69 get for the revive.
>>7621128 Looks like you're also a knight.
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>>7621131 Wait no, you're a bard, shit.
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>>7621134 just post images
>>7621130 avebge
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>>7621143 Shit, one off.
I'd imagine 69 is coming up soon though
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>>7621162 You have to quote the post where one initially died at to avenge them properly, apologies for not making that clear.
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>>7621155 avenge and hopefully revive
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>>7621103 here to save the day
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Alright then, as the resident bard here's my hymn. May it inspire you in your battle. Wake up, Simons, Dukes and Leaf Girls, I summon all of /bant/er nation. If we all can work together We will defeat this abomination go team
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>>7621169 Hell yeah, thanks for the revive lad.
Alright, time to bring the pain.
>>7621172 Looks like we got another warlock!
This is about to get broken
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>>7621180 you have my sword
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I was hoping we wouldn't get a fire element boss again, but I guess it happens
>>7621180 Great song there Norway, let's hope it calls forth a leaf to aid us in our task.
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I found a magical kot that will aid us in our quest
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>>7621195 You have my hostess product
>>7621212 And I summon a delicious American snack!
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>>7621229 based, here have a frogekit
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ohhhh nickname@reggie
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nickname@blueknight
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nickname@duke guess i'll stick with it
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>>7621248 Gotta be kidding me.
Alright whatever, I don't need a nickname to kick sonic's ass.
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>>7621256 Ah welcome brother! I see we have yet another warlock to aid us in this battle.
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>>7621271 >>7621264 Ouch, one off from crits both times.
>>7621272 hehehohaha
hello me old chum
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ever listened to dopesmoker?
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>>7621279 dammit forgot image
joke ruined
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>>7621281 Isn't that like an hour long metal song?
Never actually listened to all of it
>>7621283 Spurdo :DDDDDDDD
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summon@water ploosh
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>>7621292 you madman! your chops are too powerful for this land
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summon@water lets get risky
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>>7621301 >>7621305 Ahhh I shouldn't have done that.
Fucking imptrash threads, i swear
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>>7621309 sure, blame the imptrash
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yeah that wasn't imptrash
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>>7621312 Ohh you're goin' in the Great Book of Grudges for that remark
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>>7621328 Aim for crits, Umgi!
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this is what happens when we don't have any clerics
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How can I inspire you when I have run out of inspiration
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I will go for the 00s. Be patient, brothers.
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>>7621384 Joining us again, or is this a different russian anon?
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>>7621386 Again, I'm especially autistic today.
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>>7621388 Exactly. Let me mend your tired souls.
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>>7621389 It's fine, you are among peers
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>>7621389 Haha, welcome back then friend.
nice fafra ID
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>>7621318 This one a hard one, gotta saw his leg off first i guess.
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that's a lotta damage
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>>7621382 Oh wow, this is a nice ID for a thread like this.
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I do believe it is safe to restart the offensive, lads
>>7621412 oh shit i didn't notice that.
ebin as hell
>>7621416 Another bard! Welcome to the fray, cousin.
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summon@water ultra mega cannon lizard
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I kinda think this game needs a lot more boss interaction for slower boards like /bant/ You can just wait out those 10 digits and everyone can keep on dpsing as normal, bit flawed.
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>>7621422 You're very much correct, though personally I'm not sure how to go about doing that.
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Go, my water beast, extinguish them in the name of all that is Duke!
>>7621428 Such a grand entrance for a ranger, welcome welcome.
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>>7621431 Boss hp maybe so if we don't kill boss until bumplimit we failed? So people would actually use their classes abilities rather then just spamming, for example I'm pretty useless as a healer right now and since everyone is alive and my damage is nonexistant unless I go for 00.
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>>7621445 That almost never happens.
As long as we have a couple decent classes,
we almost always finish.
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2 am, getting a bit sleepy
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>>7621445 That doesn't happen too often, though I can see how that would add a little urgency to the game, even if it's just an illusion.
More rules don't necessarily make a game much better though, so that's important to keep in mind, this game already seems daunting for any new players who might want to join.
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>>7621470 your personal health should come before the internet friend. rest easy, we can take care of this abomination
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[|||||- - 2,4s - - - -] casting Aimed Shot
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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Throwing a Yukari for bait.
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LET THE HOUNDS OUT
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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summon@water The book of grudges has spoken, great friends and allies, it is time to "kill some bitches"
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>>7621486 >>7621477 this should end pretty quickly with a ranger
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>>7621497 Indeed, rangers do a lot of damage
>>7621499 One off from a mega punch.
unfortunately not a supreme victory yet.
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Just burn the forest already.
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*pokes the big guy with syringe* heh if only you knew how many times I used it without cleaning
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summon@water It's at just under 13k health everyone, we're almost halfway there
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summon@water haha, this game of boards of banter is pretty fun guys
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>>7621679 that kid is on par with johnny bravo's smooth moves, he's gonna go far in his comic book life
i hope
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summon@water I swear to god if the next 00 gets imped again, he's going in the great book of grudges too.
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summon@water Alright, risking it to move this along. Let's hope these old dwarfen legs can catch the beast off guard
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>>7621904 Ah fuck, we'll try to go for a 69 in the hopes of reviving you.
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summon@water Hey wait, where did all the other warlocks go? Surely I can't be the last rune-lord around?
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summon@water Come hither, en garde! Your time with Donkey Kong won't last for much longer if Sonic takes over.
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>>7621933 you failed me, en garde.
go back to DK island
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gnite lads, finish him off
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ultimate headpat rank 9
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oh ma gaah, he want's more
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summon@water
Valaya's sorrow, the 69 and 00 were imped!
Perhaps I should have waited until later in the day to begin this raid. Too late now, though.
>>7621960 Ah! Another bard! Come come kin, join us in glorious combat!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Throwing a runestone with Celestial on it.
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Fuckin' sanity decline!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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casting Frostbite
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WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIEEE
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summon@water
>>7622003 Goodnight Russian anon, thank you very much for participating today.
I'm feeling quite tired myself, hopefully the thread continues on without me, sorry lads.
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Curse of embarrassment into status effect "blush", comboing with a french style surprise buttsecks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Yychv6snc >>7622003 Sleep tight~
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nickname@FUCKYDUCKY!!
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LOVE BEAM BLASTOOO!!
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>230 dmg Damn, that really worked
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E A R T H Q U A K E
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>>7622041 Wait before I go
Rollin for 69
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Poison their watter supply.
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okay, maybe we should just do a little peace talk over green tea..
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Peace talk is over - let's munch them all~
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Fenrir
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i don't have anything to post
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I'm going to channel all my autism into a flurry of attacks~
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X X TRIANGLE DOWN UP Z
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DOWN DOWN UP LEFT RIGHT THREE STARS
>>7622278 YOU GOTTA BE BORN SPECIAL BOY
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WAS CHARGED WITH KILLING THAT BEAST BEFORE OP's RETURN, WHY WON'T IT JUST DDIEE
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>>7622283 i mean how do you get triple damage and stuff
how does it work
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>>7622289 Click on the website.
It explains everything there.
Your class is based on your ID.
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>>7622289 I dunno, but when I roll 5, I do power rolls.
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>>7622304 Avenge the patriot!
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>>7622304 I somehow missed it when I looked for it last time
also btw u ded lmao
>>7622317 That's rad
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Gomfy :D :D :D
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>>7621103 New challenger arived!
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Sonya-Chan
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>>7622482 Feels good to be a death knight
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>>7622497 You do more damage if you're dead.
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>>7622482 I think this is the first death knight I've seen
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Sneak attack!
>>7622497 oh damn..
Gomfy :D :D :D
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ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
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I forgot how to register a handle
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summon@positivity
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brothers, I have fallen.
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bump from beyond the grave
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summon@water I’m awake again friends, hopefully I’m able to revive anyone who’s down
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summon@water Alright, taking a heavy risk here but hopefully it works. Blamo!
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>>7623000 The queen blesses us this day, kin!
Rise brothers, it will be slain soon. But be careful, it’s enraged! We must now roll above 22 to stay alive!
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>>7623028 >>7623034 Welcome back brothers, this battle will soon be won!
I hope
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>>7623000 That's insane, man. You rock.
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That's it, my father works at Steam - I'm calling an airstrtike.
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>>7623082 haha, look at him warp!
also i had no idea that get was incoming, i just watched for 99 and tried to post immediately after
>>7623088 o shit, take no prisoners huh?
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summon@water Almost there, hold the line!
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*chokes ur ears in ur sleep*
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>tfw missing on triple dubs dmg as a ranger
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summon@water got nothing to say for this one lamoe
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b u t t a t t a c k
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I dun goofed again Good night, pls avenge me.
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summon@water
>>7623207 Thank you for taking over while I took a much needed nap, your death will not go unavenged!
Goodnight.
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summon@water it looks like we’re the last ones standing. Come at me with all you got, fowl abomination! We shall send you back from whence you came
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>>7623261 Ah, a dear paladin. Would you like the honors of slaying this beast?
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>>7623270 oh fuck i was scared that would happen.
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