Defenders of bant assemble. We are in dark times lads. It seems as if the Cirno, Kots, Frogs, KPoopers, Duke Suckems, Fags, Anime Poosters and Poltards are trying to colonize our beloved home lands. WE WILL NOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN!!
We may be a dead board but we are a proud board!
The time for war is upon us and we must fight to preserve our homelands so that we who are native to the lands of bant may secure a future for our bant babies!

FIGHT!!!! FIGHT FOR BANT!!! FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO HAVE BANT BABIES!!!!

KILL EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!