>>7639886Lebron James, the Pope, Donald Trump, and a school kid are on a plane that's about to crash, and there are only 3 parachutes.
"I'm one of the most beloved NBA players;" Lebron said, "My fans would be devastated if I died!", he grabbed the first parachute and jumped.
"I'm the best and smartest president of the US so far," said Trump, "my country would be in shambles if I was gone," and he jumped.
"I'm an old man, and I don't have much longer," said the Pope, "here, take the last parachute, kid."
"Don't worry, your holiness, the smartest president of the US jumped with my school backpack"
