Please rate my British rap, I’m starting out small:

Yo I’m from the United Kingdom, brown Willy to be specific, you wanna fuck with me you about to get shanked bitch but I’m drinking this good ass tea out on the veranda so meet me tonight at the pub at west end! I just got finished now im on my way to west end but oh shite I run into these chavs man! So I fuckin bitch slapped and cut all those cunts man! So I make it to the pub and I stab this guy 3 times job well done might as well get high