>>7658866The male leaf is naturally attracted to sitting in a chair, "his chair" until it has firmly been imprinted with the shape of his ass. Their beer is powerful, you'd need powerful beer too if outside your doors were snow worms trying to get at you. Cold winters means they are used to staying inside and violently masturbating until their phallus withers, often at a peturbingly young age. If the masturbation doesn't get them a hockey accident is just as likely, stick to their groin requiring doctors visit. Likely have to go on penicillin when their doctor finds out they're infested with some kind of worm. The brain is rotted out with bacterial infection and the thoughts of wearing their girlfriend's panties kick in.
In the end it's Canadian women's fault for allowing them to pinch a pair of knickers like one time can't hurt.
Canadians: not even once.
