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>be me
>10pm
>making coffee
>need to take a leak
>finish taking a leak and go to bathroom
>house is dark so i turn on the lights
>theres a giant fucking lizard on my mirror
fuckfuckshit.jpeg
>freeze up
>lizard jumps onto counter, then onto the floor at my feet
>sprint out as fast as i can
>can hear the footsteps of the lizard behind me
>run out of the hallway
>look back to see the lizard a few meters away
>lizard runs off and squeezes under laundry door
>sits down and watches door for ten minutes
>decides to cover gap under the door with a towel
>go to bed
>mfw i cant sleep
>10pm
>making coffee
>need to take a leak
>finish taking a leak and go to bathroom
>house is dark so i turn on the lights
>theres a giant fucking lizard on my mirror
fuckfuckshit.jpeg
>freeze up
>lizard jumps onto counter, then onto the floor at my feet
>sprint out as fast as i can
>can hear the footsteps of the lizard behind me
>run out of the hallway
>look back to see the lizard a few meters away
>lizard runs off and squeezes under laundry door
>sits down and watches door for ten minutes
>decides to cover gap under the door with a towel
>go to bed
>mfw i cant sleep
