a russian, a belgian, and a canadian walk into a bar

bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

russian says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

belgian says: I dont know, I'm retarded waffle fucking faggot son of whore waffle I wish mom aborted me so there was one less wafflefucker in this world retarded waffleson

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb belgian in face