Today I woke up and called my homeboy chicken flinger "salutations my African American individual not to be racist but would you like to commute with me to a vegan luncheon?". He said "indubitably but allow me to bring my mistress's krumplemuplins with me for she is currently preforming in gentlemen's club to help pay for our lodging services". so I got up out of my filthy bed and put on whatever the fuck I had on the floor and then drove my van to his slum hole he calls a house and I rang the buzzer. His naked ass kid came out and said with her nasty toothless mouth "please occupy your curiosity within our Guest room, I shall show you my personal cabinet of curiosities". He pulled out a dirty shoebox and pointed to finger. "I acquired this