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Anonymous ID:MA/pQ/ka Sat 16 Mar 2019 22:13:34 No.7681681 View View Reply Original Report

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Alrighty /bant/ards.

This is an international board. Post your favourite insult from your own country. If it's not in english, translate it for us.

As an Australian, my favourite insult native to my country is:

"Go get ya guts fucked."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MA/pQ/ka Sat 16 Mar 2019 22:16:00 No.7681700 Report

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>>7681681
Also, when referring to people as ugly.

"Cunt's got a head like a dropped pie"
"Bitch had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs"

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Anonymous ID:ITTuWh3j Sat 16 Mar 2019 22:30:33 No.7681824 Report

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SALAD DODGER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MA/pQ/ka Sat 16 Mar 2019 22:31:49 No.7681828 Report

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>>7681824
Yeah, that one's a beauty ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ITTuWh3j Sat 16 Mar 2019 22:35:00 No.7681837 Report

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>>7681828
Another fat joke gem from the same guy is something along the lines of "this guy cooks on a George Foreman grill just to drink from the grease tray"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Zyca1X6 Sat 16 Mar 2019 22:37:25 No.7681851 Report

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>>7681681
I have no favorite insult, so I'll just go with classic
czarnuch, smoluch, asfalt, mokebe - nigger
pedał, cwel, ciota - faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MA/pQ/ka Sat 16 Mar 2019 22:41:11 No.7681881 Report

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>>7681837
HAH!

I like that one!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MA/pQ/ka Sat 16 Mar 2019 22:41:58 No.7681888 Report

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>>7681837
Another of my old australian faves:

"He's got a face like the north end of a south bound cow".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29Fr/3MR Sat 16 Mar 2019 22:46:12 No.7681922 Report

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>>7681681
>عصبة
It's only found in Tunisian slang language, the word itself originates from the Berbers with slight modification by the arabs. In most cases it means dick but the amount of potential combinations makes it extremely versatile

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MA/pQ/ka Sat 16 Mar 2019 22:54:10 No.7681970 Report

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>>7681922
how would you spell it in english

National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig

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National Collation Party !!PfcppGG/dig ID:Ni39ltdt Sat 16 Mar 2019 22:58:37 No.7681988 Report

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>>7681681
stinkpeener

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29Fr/3MR Sat 16 Mar 2019 22:59:21 No.7681994 Report

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>>7681970
The ع does not exist in english
The closest you can get is asba

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ITTuWh3j Sat 16 Mar 2019 23:02:52 No.7682010 Report

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>>7681888
Australia has some great insults, and interjections/slang in general. One time an Aussie exchange student at my school said "FUCK A DEAD DINGO" to express surprise; is that a common phrase in Aus or is that just him?

Another good local fav of mine (Pittsburgh area) is just the phrase "jagoff". Very fun insult to use.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MA/pQ/ka Sat 16 Mar 2019 23:09:46 No.7682053 Report

Quoted By: >>7682077

>>7682010
Just him. Was probably playing it up for the foreigners. People walk out of this country sounding like corporate shills, hit another country and are all of a sudden steve irwin clones.

Only term people use dingo for around here is "I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger" (donger meaning dick, dry meaning thirsty, aka I need a beer)

Also, are you sure that's not "Jack Off"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MA/pQ/ka Sat 16 Mar 2019 23:11:00 No.7682064 Report

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>>7682010
Also it's very old and not in circulation any more, but we used to refer to americans as "Seppos".

Septic tanks = Yanks

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:4SjFWEAz Sat 16 Mar 2019 23:12:30 No.7682071 Report

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Can never go wrong with calling someone a Yankee sympathizer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ITTuWh3j Sat 16 Mar 2019 23:14:25 No.7682077 Report

Quoted By: >>7682080 >>7682195

>>7682053
Nope, jagoff. I'm pretty sure it's even related to masturbation etymology-wise. It basically just means "retard" or "asshole", just a general purpose insult.

Anyway, that makes sense; guy always seemed to like overplaying his aussieness and fucking with people.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ITTuWh3j Sat 16 Mar 2019 23:15:15 No.7682080 Report

Quoted By: >>7682198

>>7682077
NOT even related, rather

>>7682064
Yeah, I've heard that before online. Comes from cockney slang or something, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eLLPJqhQ Sat 16 Mar 2019 23:15:27 No.7682081 Report

Quoted By: >>7682202

I like the word "köcsög" because it's only an insult if you want it to be. Normally, it means jug or pitcher, but it means faggot as an insult.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLx4EchICBg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MA/pQ/ka Sat 16 Mar 2019 23:45:21 No.7682195 Report

Quoted By: >>7683025

>>7682077
Lol. It's jackoff.
It's just the way your colloquial slurring makes it sound.

Jack off
Jagoff

To jack off is to masturbate. When you call somebody "Jack off" you're exactly calling them a wanker.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MA/pQ/ka Sat 16 Mar 2019 23:45:39 No.7682198 Report

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>>7682080
yessir, cockney rhyming slang

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MA/pQ/ka Sat 16 Mar 2019 23:46:29 No.7682202 Report

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>>7682081
the native instrument of kekistan

Kureizy !Kureizyhts

Kureizy !Kureizyhts ID:UDBT5Kf+ Sat 16 Mar 2019 23:48:49 No.7682208 Report

Quoted By: >>7682271

>>7681681
A classic from the South
"Bless your heart!"
because you have no fucking brain

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bsPNAx45 Sat 16 Mar 2019 23:51:14 No.7682221 Report

Quoted By: >>7682269 >>7682280

>>7681681
when I was a little shit I liked to say
'your mums cunt looks like a half sucked mango'
now I just use any insults that come to mind

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MA/pQ/ka Sun 17 Mar 2019 00:06:33 No.7682269 Report

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>>7682221
"I've seen better heads in a butcher shop window, ya cunt"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MA/pQ/ka Sun 17 Mar 2019 00:06:50 No.7682271 Report

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>>7682208
fine and dandy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RWrAo4Lx Sun 17 Mar 2019 00:07:30 No.7682274 Report

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i can't remember the last time i insulted someone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MA/pQ/ka Sun 17 Mar 2019 00:08:46 No.7682276 Report

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>>7682271
have a shitcunt politician called Jeff Kennett down here that once pulled a beauty full in the middle of parliament.

He got on the microphone and claimed that the speaker had a yellow line where his spine should be.

The overseer told him to correct his remark so he said.

"I apologise for saying that the speaker has a yellow line where his spine is supposed to be.

As a matter of fact, he has NO SPINE AT ALL"

was a golden fucking moment, even if he is a cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MA/pQ/ka Sun 17 Mar 2019 00:09:24 No.7682280 Report

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>>7682221
>>7682271
have a shitcunt politician called Jeff Kennett down here that once pulled a beauty full in the middle of parliament.

He got on the microphone and claimed that the speaker had a yellow line where his spine should be.

The overseer told him to correct his remark so he said.

"I apologise for saying that the speaker has a yellow line where his spine is supposed to be.

As a matter of fact, he has NO SPINE AT ALL"

was a golden fucking moment, even if he is a cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MA/pQ/ka Sun 17 Mar 2019 00:10:08 No.7682283 Report

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>>7682280
dunno why that double posted.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ITTuWh3j Sun 17 Mar 2019 01:29:02 No.7683025 Report

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>>7682195
Nah man, just pulled this off google for some proof:
>According to Barbara Johnstone, professor of English and linguistics at Carnegie Mellon University,[6] the term has its roots in the northern British Isles, an area that supplied many immigrants to Pittsburgh.[7] It is derived from the verb "to jag". which means "to prick or poke".[7] Johnstone said that among local Pittsburghers, "Nobody thinks of these derivatives of 'jag' as obscene",[7] though non-local fellow Americans often mishear "jagoff" as the much more offensive slang term "jack off".

It's just an amusing coincidence that confuses non-locals

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c9Jk6AYI Sun 17 Mar 2019 01:43:23 No.7683126 Report

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>>7681681
Vymrdanec
Someone who's been fucked in the ass, roughly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oIwbCoeU Sun 17 Mar 2019 01:50:54 No.7683185 Report

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>>7681681
america: your dick the size of a twinkie

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Anonymous ID:R7t8K15o Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:03:47 No.7683303 Report

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"hey you ****ing ******, suck my ****ing moist **** you ****headded pedophile ****

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W+yuVxe4 Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:04:21 No.7683308 Report

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>>7681700
Face like a stuntman's knee

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4qOYEgfy Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:10:02 No.7683353 Report

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>>7683303
You smell of child, and of lacking balls

Punished SataniaFag !Ko9saTanIA

Punished SataniaFag !Ko9saTanIA ID:njhwxwLQ Sun 17 Mar 2019 04:50:21 No.7684029 Report

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>>7681681
Fridge raider

FloridaBoi

FloridaBoi ID:l9YS3ayn Sun 17 Mar 2019 04:53:19 No.7684041 Report

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Black Albino

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Anonymous ID:rqOsLccE Sun 17 Mar 2019 04:54:10 No.7684044 Report

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svartskalle

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Anonymous ID:Axsk4mhy Sun 17 Mar 2019 04:55:41 No.7684047 Report

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Cu de apertar linguiça = Sausage squeezing ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D8bWD39v Sun 17 Mar 2019 06:48:48 No.7684278 Report

Quoted By: >>7684284

akhu/ebin sharmoota: brother/son of a whore
pretty basic but the way you say it is so satisfying for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MdjDxOz+ Sun 17 Mar 2019 06:52:43 No.7684284 Report

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>>7684278
ebin :-DDD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XYznLkxP Sun 17 Mar 2019 06:59:38 No.7684305 Report

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burro

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rksj0PQT Sun 17 Mar 2019 08:04:52 No.7684475 Report

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Kanker lijer, means cancer sufferer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYNRm9wX Sun 17 Mar 2019 09:55:30 No.7684682 Report

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The best English insult is Tosser. Also, we call Welsh people 'sheep shaggers'.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kZAQkBSw Sun 17 Mar 2019 10:05:20 No.7684704 Report

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i like when canadian or australian people say someone or something is fucked meaning it's fucked up and sick/wrong as opposed to the generic or american fucked meaning something is broken or damaged beyond repair especially if use them both in the same sentence using only emphasis and pronunciation to differentiate between the two

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z/k4pPoX Sun 17 Mar 2019 10:32:44 No.7684780 Report

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>>7681681
go sit back down in ur massage chair u poof.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uj4Hdqot Sun 17 Mar 2019 11:10:14 No.7684908 Report

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Fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:seg4rz9D Sun 17 Mar 2019 11:16:16 No.7684930 Report

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Ass violin

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Anonymous ID:AOijRBKS Sun 17 Mar 2019 11:35:29 No.7684994 Report

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"Pičko ti mater"
It is often said as "jebem ti pičko materno"
The first (which is the most commonly used one) just means "your mother's pussy", the second one means "I fuck your mother's pussy".
These aren't necissarily used as insults, though, it's extremely versitile. You could say "to pičko materno okno", which would mean "this mother's pussy window", and it would be grammatically correct.

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Anonymous ID:QqawLPSm Sun 17 Mar 2019 12:31:46 No.7685155 Report

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Vas te faire foutre un œuf

Go stick an egg inside yourself

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