ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
Rules:
This big stupid fucking asshole showed up drinking a 40 in the death basket
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net Here's some info about this boss:
name@BlackMorpheus
dificulty@medium
element@fire
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
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http://drgchan.ddns.net/768352 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
Anonymous
Redpill me on Morpheus in boss raids
Anonymous
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roll for class
Jizz Mop
Ready to serve Allah nickname@jizzmop
Anonymous
>>768352 rolling for class
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fuck this fucking asshole
Anonymous
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>>768379 healer nice
rolling to deal damage
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So I'm a bard now. nickname@IKilledTheLastBoss
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>>768373 he drinks a 40 in the deathbasket and has to be rekd before he gives blue pills to the babes
Anonymous
Jizz Mop
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>>768375 Allah dammit, ISIS only gave us cell phones so I cannot call minions, only airstrikes. summon@water
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nickname@Sundance
Anonymous
im healer Nickname@Picklyonstickly
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And both the healers are dead.
>>768401 That's what you deserve
Anonymous
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the powerful archdemon satania will aid us in defeating this boss
Anonymous
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Oh fuck I'm a ranger nice
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>>768424 range his ass to grass
Anonymous
Jizz Mop
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>>768401 >>768403 >Only 2 people were killed >Both of them were the only two healers >4chan I pour out a non alcoholic 40 for you
summon@water
Anonymous
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Ranger is my favorite class
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Anonymous
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>>768434 nice. you can heal multiple people in one post also
Jizz Mop
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Drink piss infidel summon@water
Anonymous
>>768392 He seems pretty shit
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>>768450 we will do what we were put here to do
Anonymous
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Jizz Mop
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Here, have some goat piss as well summon@water
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>>768460 you gon murk this clown
Anonymous
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>>768401 >[Update] [Auto] 3 new posts Anonymous
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Wtf I hate Morpheus now
Anonymous
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Anonymous
How much faster are we killing this guy?
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Jizz Mop
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Allah showers you summon@water
Anonymous
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>>768479 muuuuuch faster. he's at 12500
Anonymous
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Jizz Mop
I spit on you summon@water
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Jizz Mop
>>768500 Always taking what belongs to the servants of Allah.
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Anonymous
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>>768500 nice muh nigga
>>768502 heal i guess
Anonymous
>>768500 Congration! You done it
>>768502 Get up jizzy
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>>768513 the sun dances for everyone under the sky babe
Anonymous
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Jizz Mop
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>>768516 Thank you brother, have some Allah approved non alcoholic wine
summon@water
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Anonymous
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Jizz Mop
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I spit on you...again summon@water
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>>768539 keep singing ur songs friend
Anonymous
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>>768554 I have enough satanias to do this all day
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Anonymous
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Jizz Mop
>>768555 Checked, I pour you my non alcoholic Bourbon aged 9 years, just like Muhammad likes it
summon@water
Anonymous
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Check em n rek em
Anonymous
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kick his diiiiiiiick
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Anonymous
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Jizz Mop
>>768557 Be humble you say that now until you die
Anonymous
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>>768585 hello crits, plz come again soon
Anonymous
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>>768587 Don't worry about my life
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Jizz Mop
And now, I release the spit of 1000 camels summon@water
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>>768600 damn bro those camels hit hard
dude's at 6.7k
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Anonymous
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Jizz Mop
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>>768610 come back healers
Anonymous
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Keep on Rollin
Anonymous
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Go go power rangers
Anonymous
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>>768610 *revives a little less lazily*
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>>768659 Literal shit shot
Anonymous
>>768610 *actually trying to revive now for real this time*
Anonymous
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>>768671 Stop missing like I did
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back to poppin
Anonymous
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I'm seriously risking it
>>768700 Also nice
Anonymous
oh good nobody died this time
Anonymous
My final spell summon@water
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Anonymous
Let's kill this giga nigga
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>>768721 goodnight my friend
Anonymous
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>>768726 we're getting there, he's at 3.5k
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probably gonna rage before long
Anonymous
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>>768721 May Allah be with you
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Anonymous
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Jizz Mop
>>768727 Oh I'm still here to fight, Allah never rests. But my ISIS phone only has 2 images
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Anonymous
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Can we kill him in under an hour?
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>>768744 good to fight alongside you
we are brothers
Anonymous
>>768744 Oh rip take more pictures
Jizz Mop
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I piss on you, again
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>>768750 at this rate we have a shot
Anonymous
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keep it up friends
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Pretty sure Morpheus is gonna get fucked
Anonymous
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>>768775 he's gettin royally rekd
Anonymous
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Rangers are too OP
Anonymous
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super close, full force now guys
Anonymous
Jizz Mop
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>>768756 I try, but the damn censorship chip keeps mistaking everything for a picture of Muhammad. Damn Google...
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Anonymous
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But when they roll a 9
Anonymous
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he has been laid to rest
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>>768806 thanks for clutching on heals dude
Anonymous
Jizz Mop
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>>768798 Nicely done, if you ever decided to see the light and convert, Allah would give you your own army
Anonymous
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>>768805 you were a boss ass bard, thank u
Jizz Mop
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We are victorious again, there is no evil Allah cannot vanquish
Sundance
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I hope to see you all again on the fields of battle
Anonymous
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>>768831 thanks anon, always willing to help
The guy that uses mobile data to change his class
The guy that uses mobile data to change his class ID:a4idWA/N Sun 28 May 2017 09:19:36 No. 768858 Report Nicely done guys
Sundance
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>>768858 I'll see you later, my new zealand pal