>>7686972let me explain, Ameribro. Here's how Europeans go through their day as opposed to Americans:
be European
be slim, eat little junk food, so body works efficiently and good metabolism
eat 3 meals a day and have enough
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be American
be fat
spend more energy to move your body and keep heart beating while fighting diabeetus
wake up, get hungry
eat a bowl of cereal (Now With 10 Times More Sugar™) and down it with soda
sit in car, get hungry
pass near a drive-in and order a bunch of burgers and down it with soda
drive to local mart, get hungry
go to food court, order supersize meal and down it with soda
go shopping for week (7 bags of junk food, 2 gallons of soda)
get a soda too because you deserve it
go to car, get hungry
drive by the same drive-in, cashier recognizes you (he sees you 3-4 times every day (and night))
another meal, another soda
take another meal to go
come home, get hungry
order pizza, down it with soda
rest after the day of hard work, take diabeetus pills
go to sleep
can't sleep because hungry
drive to nearest drive-in and get several burgs and a soda
cashier gives you that look which says exactly how many years he will have to serve you a Triple Quarter Pounder™ again before he pays off his libarts student debt
smirk to him and say "you work hard, you eat hard"
get home at 4AM and open up /bant/
when Europeans are awake and shitposting
wonder how the heck they can last a day without fast food.
