be European
want to buy cigs
shell out at least €7
huge ugly label hiding most of the box showing cancer (because we all know all smokers get it)
"SMOKING KILLS" sign in big bold letters in case you're myopic and/or dumb
gets worse every year
be Russian
shell out €2 max
no ugly ass photos force sold to you
government afraid to raise cig prices because people will revolt
mfw