ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net Here's some info about this boss:
name@Aussie Net
dificulty@easy
element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 00:32:30 No. 7695082 Report Quoted By:
http://dragonchan.iridia.net/7695076 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
Anonymous
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>>7695076 I send them to this thread and put them in one of the bodies of the anime characters.
>>7694629 Principal Skinner
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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 00:40:20 No. 7695113 Report Quoted By:
nickname@faggot
Relevant
>>7695094 Howdy
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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 00:43:46 No. 7695129 Report Quoted By:
Rolly poli
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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 00:44:44 No. 7695135 Report Quoted By:
Brick
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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 00:44:59 No. 7695136 Report Quoted By:
Pipe
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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 00:45:15 No. 7695138 Report Quoted By:
tire
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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 00:45:31 No. 7695139 Report Quoted By:
concrete
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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 00:45:47 No. 7695141 Report Quoted By:
Gween tee
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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 00:46:14 No. 7695143 Report Quoted By:
>>7695076 >K0T ID Huh, neat
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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 01:10:51 No. 7695288 Report Quoted By:
Where'd that one person go?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 01:19:01 No. 7695322 Report Quoted By:
Coast is clear now?
>>7695302 >>7695305 Ouch
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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 01:20:20 No. 7695328 Report Quoted By:
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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 01:23:14 No. 7695341 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 01:23:48 No. 7695344 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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summon@ice pene
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚~
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 01:27:54 No. 7695356 Report Quoted By:
Let's get going
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚~~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚~~~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚~~~~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚~~~~~~
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 01:32:30 No. 7695379 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>7695374 healer can u pick me up
Anonymous
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>>7695374 summon@ice
i mean yey a healer
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7695380 oops. Let's try this again~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~
Anonymous
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>>7695380 I know. You need a headpat to get up, right?
Anonymous
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>>7695076 If your ID has Kot you are KOT
Anonymous
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>>7695380 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
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pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
>>7695380 Anonymous
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>>7695302 fuck sorry, I wasn't even targetting the right post. ;_;
Anonymous
>>7695302 will you get up for a hug?
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚.
Anonymous
>>7695302 with luck this bad, it must seem like I'm doing this on purpose.
I assure you that is not the case.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚.~
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7695076 rolling rolling rolling, money just keeps on rolling.
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。 Please don't use images if you don't need to. It makes it hell to finish if we hit the image limit.
Anonymous
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alright time to do some damage
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~
Anonymous
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 01:48:30 No. 7695450 Report Quoted By:
Knee jab
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~~~~
Anonymous
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kinda wish i did more damage
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚
Anonymous
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Well, let's roll.
Anonymous
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another attack
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~
Anonymous
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~
Anonymous
summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~~~
Anonymous
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~~~~
Anonymous
summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~~~~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~~~~~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice
(∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚
>>7695483 wiw lad
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。
Anonymous
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And just to add some fire.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7695508 Rise from your grave!
Anonymous
>>7695508 LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~
Anonymous
>>7695516 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~~
Anonymous
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Let's just have a bite attack for a change.
Anonymous
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summon@ice
(∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚
>>7695529 YAY A DEATHKNIGHT
Anonymous
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>>7695529 oh sorry, I shouldn't have revived you
Anonymous
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。~~
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。~~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。~~~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。~~~~~~
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~~~~
Anonymous
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・~~
Anonymous
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Yeah, that death knight would have been revived anyway.
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・~~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・~~~~
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・~~~~~
Anonymous
Anonymous
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚ I'm gonna take a break. 10,000 dmg is plenty for now.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Yeah, all those stolen digits.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Alright, broke a thousand.
Anonymous
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Getting a role.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Alright, last roll and I'm done as your random friendly heroic NPC helper.
Anonymous
>>7695076 I’m late to the party, but still ready to kick ass and chew bubblegum
Anonymous
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Who else is still here? Our enemy still has ~9400 HP, but we're still over 75% done.
Anonymous
Hey, Warlock
>>7695637 . Please type "summon@ice" with an image for elemental damage.
Anonymous
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>>7695637 Looks like I’m a warlock
summon@ice
Anonymous
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>>7695645 Of course man, this isn’t my first rodeo here
summon@ice
Anonymous
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nickname@duke summon@ice
Anonymous
Anonymous
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summon@ice poof
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Oh, by the way, thanks for all the Cirnos.
Anonymous
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summon@ice phewm
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7695660 Oh cool another healer!
summon@ice
Anonymous
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I almost did when I got here. I also am disappoint,
>>7695673 Anonymous
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>>7695666 >>7695671 >>7695673 We have a buttload of healers!
summon@ice
Anonymous
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guess I'll keep attacking
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:50:54 No. 7695690 Report >>7695475 Wouldn't that image being 'summoning@water'?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Imagine a dragon being taken down by an army of healers constantly healing each other.
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:52:05 No. 7695694 Report Quoted By:
>>7695691 Hey doc I'm dying here!
Vae
>>7695690 idfing know, i had it saved in my cirno folder
Anonymous
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dangerous bonk
Anonymous
No risk, no reward! summon@ice
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:53:52 No. 7695702 Report >>7695692 I believe we kinda had something like that. Mostly healers and a few warlocks.
>>7695695 >i had it saved in my cirno folder Weird
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:55:00 No. 7695706 Report Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:55:19 No. 7695707 Report Quoted By:
>>7695706 Minis well eliminate the kill numbers
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:55:37 No. 7695711 Report Quoted By:
lol lol lol
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7695700 Fuck mobileposting, guess I’ll stick to static images for now.
summon@ice
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7695714 FUCK YOU THAT WAS MINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:57:33 No. 7695721 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7695714 >>7695718 when you have multiple healsluts
summon@ice
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7695722 stupid yuri poster
Anonymous
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summon@ice we’ll catch a cold at this rate a refrigerator cold
Vae
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚
Vae
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~
Vae
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~
Anonymous
>>7695725 I hope the other healer goes AFK and you die. I won't res you.
Anonymous
Vae
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~
Anonymous
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>>7695740 then why did you post loli yuri?
Vae
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~~
Vae
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~~~
Anonymous
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i want to help bring it down to 2k or 3k health but after that i should go to sleep summon@ice
Vae
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~~~~
Vae
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Vae
Anonymous
Anonymous
summon@ice
>>7695739 fine then leaf, be that way.
i bet you put maple syrup on your “bacon” anyways
Vae
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚ ENRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
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Might as well do something.
Anonymous
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>>7695751 i wonder if KoG will pay us a visit again
summon@ice
Anonymous
>>7695753 That is not true. That is not true!
I don't even like maple syrup.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7695760 I'll die if you promise to res me
Vae
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Anonymous
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>>7695758 oh yeah? well i’m also willing to bet you harvest huge cubes of ice!
summon@ice
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 03:06:35 No. 7695769 Report >>7695760 We're on easy, I wouldn't count on it happening this late.
Anonymous
>>7695752 Based yuri poster.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7695769 thanks for making this thread by the way, i’ve been focusing on some other things lately so unfortunately hosting boss raid and race war has gone down on my list of priorities
summon@ice
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7695773 okay, fine. I won't die then.
Vae
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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 03:10:17 No. 7695784 Report >>7695776 No problem, making boss raids isn't hard.
Vae
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~
Vae
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~~
Anonymous
>>7695781 *Pat Pat*
It's okay. There are other healers here.
Vae
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summon@ice (∩`-´)⊃━゚.*・。゚~~~~~
Anonymous
>>7695784 true, but it seems like a lot of anons don’t really want to start them up
summon@ice
Anonymous
Anonymous
fortune favors the nineball! summon@ice
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>7695826 couldn't help yourself, huh?
Anonymous
Anonymous
wintje
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7695801 Save this child.
Anonymous
>>7695848 See? I sait it's based yuri poster.
Anonymous
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>>7695848 Good job!
>>7695801 Sorry Anon. Your death was not in vain.
Anonymous
GG lads
>>7695794 Maybe some are brainlets.
>>7695800 Isn't fortnight owned by Epic Games which is owned by Tencent/China? I thought about getting into it but after realizing that I decided to stick to tf2.
>>7695847 I shall, thanks.
>>7695854 Indeed
Anonymous
Killing stuff so that it stops hurting people is the most based kind of healing. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure~
>>7695862 hugging is not yuri, stupid maid dragon poster
Anonymous
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>>7695866 I wouldn’t say they’re brainlets so much as they either don’t want to commit to it or are a little too lazy.
Anonymous
>>7695867 >hugging is not yuri Simple hug isn't.
Hugs like that - are.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Poo representative
Maybe me a damsel in distress. Or succubus.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7695076 Roll. Also make more of these breads
Poo representative
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>>7697200 >00 Sand nigger deals 00 (zero) damage.
Game over.
Anonymous
Poo representative
>>7698274 Holy shit. We have a death knight with 74 damage.
Resurrect me with reanimate dead. I'm dead right now.
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 16:16:48 No. 7698297 Report Quoted By:
>>7697200 I plan on it, I try to pic interesting boss ideas or relevant ones. Damn it must be a slow day if this bread is still up.
>>7696619 >>7696910 >>7698274 Thanks lads
Anonymous
>>7698291 the boss dead buddy
Poo representative
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>>7698303 I'm the beautiful
>>7696924 >damsel in distress. Why ain't anyone come to save me?
Poo representative
Boys, save me, the bossman has tied me to this tree. I'm a pretty maiden with flaxen hair. I'm getting wet down here.
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ
Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:dK0TfsCD Tue 19 Mar 2019 18:05:58 No. 7699042 Report Quoted By:
>>7698857 >lOg ID >I'm getting wet down here. I hope these help with that.
Anonymous
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>>7698857 >log id >poo in loo hmmmmm seems like you like andy six