be American
"Chinese took our jobs"
Trump brings jobs back to America
"Immigrants took our jobs"
Trump deports immigrants
"automation took our jobs"
Trump bans tech from replacing workers
"women took our jobs"
Trump bans women from workforce
"millennials took our jobs"
Trump bans millennials from workforce
"these and these guys took our jobs"
Trump bans them from workforce
several years later
one guy in America has all the jobs, doesn't want to share
gets paid millions at every job, wages go through the roof
old woman falls, calls hotline, says "Help me! I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
operator says, "sorry ma'am, this one guy who has all the jobs is busy at the moment. he can come in 2 years. that'll be $200K"
tfw