>>7709421Australians have been living under the rule of a secret Emu society since they lost the great Emu war in 1932.
The Queen of England is actually a multi dimensional reptile alien overlord from the XVII dimension. Shes responsible for maintaining supply lines of Tea to the other dimension.
Aeroplanes are not real, those are the souls of all the broken calculators congealed together in search of an afterlife.
Americans in search of a breeding partner perform a mating dance, females twerk while the males make pig squeeling noises for them to dance to.
The universe was create when the smartest scientist in all existence made a new means of generating power. During the experiment to see if it worked it exploded creating our universe.
