>>772728He was an ancient greek philosopher and one of the founding members of cynicism. He broke all kinds of societal norms that were in place at the time by doing stuff like living in a tub and wanking off in public. When he was asked why he fapped in public he said something to the effect of 'if only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing your belly'. He was known to walk around carrying a lantern in the middle of the day claiming to be 'looking for an honest man'. He was also known for his interactions with other famous figures from the time. When Plato defined human beings as 'featherless bipeds', Diogenes took the piss out of him by plucking a chicken, bringing it to his Academy and saying 'behold, a man!'. When Alexander the Great met him, Diogenes made fun of him too and basically told him to fuck off.
