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>Fuhrer makes nonaggression pact with Russia
>enlists top generals to find key to achieving victory over Russia after Poland
>Socks are key, the current supply of wool is inferior to legendary Icelandic wool
>sent on key mission to find wool secrets
>first farmer is a simple sheep farmer tending the fields
>dumb ice boy will have to listen to my authority
>complimenting, the farmer's wool, I politely ask if he could give us a glimpse of what process is used to create the finest of wools such as his own
>"uuh sorry no"
>oh this faggot is going to have fun without his toes in Herzogenbusch
>-PLEASE- could you just tell me how you craft such legendary socks
>"no can do sir"
>looks like other methods are needed
>*corporal, tell Berlin we need a spy team, and bring in... _______________
