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Anonymous ID:WS1kJdgU Mon 25 Mar 2019 15:46:11 No.7736305 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7736544 >>7736566 >>7737088 >>7737328 >>7737390

Do you ever catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and think "GOD DAMN! I'm fucking gorgeous"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqtNv6i0dlk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B8gwIKJa Mon 25 Mar 2019 16:11:03 No.7736428 Report

Quoted By: >>7736440

literally never

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WS1kJdgU Mon 25 Mar 2019 16:11:57 No.7736440 Report

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>>7736428
You're missing out
>HOO HA!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pePQu08R Mon 25 Mar 2019 16:24:24 No.7736544 Report

Quoted By: >>7736554

>>7736305
yeah but then directly after,
"why do I look more dried out than a lesbian at a football game"
I mean I know the answer, it's because I fucking despise lotion, but yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WS1kJdgU Mon 25 Mar 2019 16:27:16 No.7736554 Report

Quoted By: >>7737048

>>7736544
You live in the Bahamas and don't use lotion? Jesus
I'm pale as hell, if I'm left out in the sun for longer than a minute I shrivel up like a raisin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z69/se2g Mon 25 Mar 2019 16:27:19 No.7736555 Report

Quoted By: >>7736572

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Anonymous ID:TiEo5Zyt Mon 25 Mar 2019 16:29:50 No.7736566 Report

Quoted By: >>7736572

>>7736305
You know that one scene from American Psycho where he’s fucking the prostitute while ‘mirin himself in the mirror?
That’s me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WS1kJdgU Mon 25 Mar 2019 16:32:03 No.7736572 Report

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>>7736555
I'm sorry for your loss
>>7736566
This guy gets it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pePQu08R Mon 25 Mar 2019 17:14:31 No.7737048 Report

Quoted By: >>7737064

>>7736554
I don't use lotion because it's humid as hell, and the sweat meshes with it and so the humidity has me even more stifled and oily. I'm black, though, so the sun isn't really a problem for me for the most part.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WS1kJdgU Mon 25 Mar 2019 17:17:43 No.7737064 Report

Quoted By: >>7738066

>>7737048
I forgot black people don't have many problems in the sun, must be nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0DVqg/bB Mon 25 Mar 2019 17:24:10 No.7737088 Report

Quoted By: >>7737102

>>7736305
Yeah I would defenitely fuck my clone if I had one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WS1kJdgU Mon 25 Mar 2019 17:26:57 No.7737102 Report

Quoted By:

>>7737088
A man of culture I see

senpai

senpai ID:YdYdce2n Mon 25 Mar 2019 17:32:39 No.7737131 Report

Quoted By: >>7737333

As a representative of the better Caribbean island (Jamaica) I can confirm that Vaseline Jelly + lotion is the best combination

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xy4ZPHJJ Mon 25 Mar 2019 18:06:15 No.7737301 Report

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At times yeah. But I know I can look way better and that's why I eventually wanna have a drastic plastic surgery done.

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Anonymous ID:UmRDrkLc Mon 25 Mar 2019 18:14:50 No.7737328 Report

Quoted By: >>7737339 >>7739283

>>7736305
>Do you ever catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and think "GOD DAMN! I'm fucking gorgeous"?
Lol no. What does self esteem feel like?

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Anonymous ID:UmRDrkLc Mon 25 Mar 2019 18:15:32 No.7737333 Report

Quoted By: >>7737840

>>7737131
> better Caribbean island
>Jamaica
Imagine being this deluded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WS1kJdgU Mon 25 Mar 2019 18:17:11 No.7737339 Report

Quoted By: >>7737350

>>7737328
Pretty good, ngl

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Anonymous ID:UmRDrkLc Mon 25 Mar 2019 18:18:59 No.7737350 Report

Quoted By: >>7737363

>>7737339
How do you do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WS1kJdgU Mon 25 Mar 2019 18:21:34 No.7737363 Report

Quoted By:

>>7737350
Spend your entire life thinking you are ugly then randomly find out one day that you are actually pretty handsome and can start to see how handsome you because of it, then do what you can to make yourself even more handsome
>HOO HA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zBFMBb82 Mon 25 Mar 2019 18:24:47 No.7737381 Report

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Dreaming feels gud tho

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2Iky5wb2 Mon 25 Mar 2019 18:26:58 No.7737390 Report

Quoted By:

>>7736305
no

senpai

senpai ID:YdYdce2n Mon 25 Mar 2019 19:54:47 No.7737840 Report

Quoted By: >>7737923

>>7737333
Of course Trini shitters have to chime in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UmRDrkLc Mon 25 Mar 2019 20:08:22 No.7737923 Report

Quoted By:

>>7737840
Boi! Me affi cal yuh mudda fi de gyal dem kyartel ah shoot up de poonani mon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pePQu08R Mon 25 Mar 2019 20:36:09 No.7738066 Report

Quoted By:

>>7737064
Yeah, cause I don't like sunscreen either. It smells nice, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b7AlotKt Mon 25 Mar 2019 20:38:08 No.7738078 Report

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no i already know that i am the most attractive person on planet earth so it doesn't surprise me

The !frogTDw5Bc

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The !frogTDw5Bc ID:Y5tIGOVq Tue 26 Mar 2019 00:23:41 No.7739271 Report

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she does not like frogs 25497

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jdtljbnY Tue 26 Mar 2019 00:26:38 No.7739283 Report

Quoted By:

>>7737328
You can be attractive and have low self-esteem

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