Do you pine to craft inner-monologues, commentaries and narratives but do not want to be mistaken for quoting another post? Is green NOT your favorite color?
Well, introducing the newest epic text function since bluetexting, purple texting!

¥How does it work?
Using a state-of-the-art client-side script, placing a ¥ symbol in front of any text makes it purple!

¥How to download??
Make sure you have a script-plugin installed in your browser, ideally Tampermonkey. Create a blank new script and copy-paste EVERYTHING from here: https://pastebin.com/raw/s5t0nB7m#.user.js.
Make sure you click File -> Save to add the script. From there, just enable the script and purpletext away!

¥But is it viruse???
Read the script, it's CSS ricing you dumb peat-gravel.

¥i don't believe you...????
okay retard

Just some fun shit I found on /qa/, thought it'd interest /bant/