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Dvx Thafore Mablo Netastepiae !SE49njKnYU ID:dgAqj5On Wed 27 Mar 2019 19:34:36 No.7749541 View View Reply Original Report

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I'll start:
>Chinese make these phones in order to turn you into their slave and buy up our Taiga
A quote by some random bumlike guy who appeared near the subway station

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Anonymous ID:Z42aj1ic Wed 27 Mar 2019 19:36:09 No.7749550 Report

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0,02 points were added to yyour social score

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Anonymous ID:gdaHon/C Wed 27 Mar 2019 19:41:17 No.7749570 Report

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>>7749541
Was riding on a train awhile ago and some guy was talking to his friend on speakerphone.
The friend mentioned how he had the flu and couldn't go with him to the baseball game, to which the dude replied "Why do you have the flu?"

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Dvx Thafore Mablo Netastepiae !SE49njKnYU ID:dgAqj5On Wed 27 Mar 2019 20:01:06 No.7749647 Report

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>>7749570
oh, about trains. I've got a little collection of strage persons I ever met there.
For example there was a bald manlet who weared the sunglasses (why) and had the tattooed hands. He told me about how his life had changed when he accepted Jesus. The guy told me a cool story about his wife died of AIDS and about how he used to stick the biblical posters up in the trains' toilets for "God and Savior himself wants us to bring His word to the darkest places". Also he tried to retell me some of the Bible plots in a way like he personally had a drink with all the people mentioned in ones.

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