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>be me
>3 years old
>waking up at 9am hungry for a brownie
>go to parents bedroom
>ask mom if i can have brownie
>she says yes
>feels good.mp4
>mom lays back down
>time to go get my brownie
>i remember its in the microwave above the stove
>its climbing time.jpg
>pull out a drawer to step on
>climbs onto counter
>swing at microwave handle
>miss
>lose balance
>oh shit.png
>everything goes black
>phase back into reality
>my mom going oh shit oh shit
>i feel a pain on my leg
>look down
>realize i have a gash the size of base ball in my leg
>OH FUCK.mp3
>remembers what happened
>i fell and cut my leg open on the drawer that i opened
>starts screaming in pain
>dose not feel good.mp4
>everything goes black
>wake up in hospital bed
>realize im getting stitches
>im surprisingly calm about this
>i think about bees through every stitch
>watch Disney channel in hospital for 4 hours after getting stitches
>finally get home
>never got brownie
>feels bad man.png
>3 years old
>waking up at 9am hungry for a brownie
>go to parents bedroom
>ask mom if i can have brownie
>she says yes
>feels good.mp4
>mom lays back down
>time to go get my brownie
>i remember its in the microwave above the stove
>its climbing time.jpg
>pull out a drawer to step on
>climbs onto counter
>swing at microwave handle
>miss
>lose balance
>oh shit.png
>everything goes black
>phase back into reality
>my mom going oh shit oh shit
>i feel a pain on my leg
>look down
>realize i have a gash the size of base ball in my leg
>OH FUCK.mp3
>remembers what happened
>i fell and cut my leg open on the drawer that i opened
>starts screaming in pain
>dose not feel good.mp4
>everything goes black
>wake up in hospital bed
>realize im getting stitches
>im surprisingly calm about this
>i think about bees through every stitch
>watch Disney channel in hospital for 4 hours after getting stitches
>finally get home
>never got brownie
>feels bad man.png
