be American
always ask "what would Jesus do?"
run out of coca-cola
ask "what would Jesus do?"
turn water into Coke
get sued by Coca Cola for stealing the formula and leaving people without job
run out of burger
ask "what would Jesus do?"
multiply one burger 1000 times
get sued by McDonalds for harming the profits and promoting communism
get shot
ask "what would Jesus do?"
resurrect yourself
get sued for leaving doctors without money