>>7779967Just buy a cucumber, wrap a condom over it, throw away condom afterwards, then eat the evidence.
I brought a dildo and I regret it, what's going to happen if I die now? Someone will fine it!
Whereas if I had gone with a cucumber, I get my weekly dark green veggie and no evidence in sock drawer.
If I just throw out the dildo I brought, that's pollution, but recycling is weird...craiglist or valu village, someone else using what's been in me is just weird.