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Anonymous ID:OeDK/nv7 Mon 29 May 2017 00:19:42 No.780214 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>781522

Superpower Thread... With a Twist!

The post above you decides a superpower fr themselves, and the post below them defines the twist

Ex.:
Flight
>you can only fly 6 inches off the ground

Here's mine:
My right hand is an AR-15

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QFfva99D Mon 29 May 2017 00:21:29 No.780239 Report

Quoted By: >>780335

>but all you have are 9mm bullets

Omnipotence

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeDK/nv7 Mon 29 May 2017 00:28:43 No.780335 Report

Quoted By: >>780475

>>780239

>but only if you're dead

The ability to summon space heaters using the finger gun gesture.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QFfva99D Mon 29 May 2017 00:39:08 No.780475 Report

Quoted By: >>780496 >>780501 >>780569

>>780335
>they still obey the laws of thermodynamics

ZA WARUDO!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tkuYLV+Q Mon 29 May 2017 00:41:10 No.780496 Report

Quoted By: >>780552

>>780475
>You are turned into a dung beetle permanently the first time you use it.

My power is turning my arms into dogs and turning dogs into extra pairs of arms.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2KHxeggg Mon 29 May 2017 00:41:23 No.780501 Report

Quoted By: >>780526 >>780552

>>780475
>you can stop only 1 second

Being a virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q0dEvvAE Mon 29 May 2017 00:42:45 No.780526 Report

Quoted By: >>780590

>>780501
>But you always have an erection

Super Speed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uK9afB/A Mon 29 May 2017 00:44:17 No.780547 Report

Quoted By: >>780576 >>780590

>but you have problems with momentum and have a tendency to crash and die if you go too fast

Having unlimited ammo

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QFfva99D Mon 29 May 2017 00:44:38 No.780552 Report

Quoted By:

>>780496
>image related

>>780501
You are now permanently horny, so nothing has changed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeDK/nv7 Mon 29 May 2017 00:45:39 No.780569 Report

Quoted By: >>780578

>>780475

>but you can have to be american

The ability to make everyone within a 10 mile radius of me nauseous instantly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QFfva99D Mon 29 May 2017 00:46:08 No.780576 Report

Quoted By: >>780586

>>780547
>the ammo is always for the wrong gun

Teleportation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uK9afB/A Mon 29 May 2017 00:46:17 No.780578 Report

Quoted By:

>>780569
>You are nauseous as well

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uK9afB/A Mon 29 May 2017 00:46:52 No.780586 Report

Quoted By:

>>780576
>only your body teleports, thus you have no clothes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HUk4kAw1 Mon 29 May 2017 00:47:07 No.780590 Report

Quoted By: >>780600 >>780629

>>780526
You can't go at normal speed.

>>780547
Only nerf gun darts.

>The power to become any cute anime girl of my choosing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uK9afB/A Mon 29 May 2017 00:48:16 No.780600 Report

Quoted By: >>781724

>>780590
>You can never go back to a normal human, only between cute anime girls

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeDK/nv7 Mon 29 May 2017 00:50:18 No.780629 Report

Quoted By: >>780666 >>780669 >>781724

>>780590

>but you can't use your sexual organs/boobs for anything remotely sexual

the ability to solve complex math equations within a fraction of a second

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uK9afB/A Mon 29 May 2017 00:53:07 No.780666 Report

Quoted By:

>>780629
15% chance of being wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tpvBmP5H Mon 29 May 2017 00:53:15 No.780669 Report

Quoted By: >>780709 >>780731

>>780629
>except the solution is always wrong
4chin admin rights

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uK9afB/A Mon 29 May 2017 00:54:52 No.780709 Report

Quoted By:

>>780669
photos are leaked of you sucking moot's dick for the job

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeDK/nv7 Mon 29 May 2017 00:56:20 No.780731 Report

Quoted By: >>781502

>>780669

>it literally only applies to a website called 4chin, and you don't have admin rights on 4chan.org.

Ability to kill someone of my choice every 3 years, with no chance of me being caught

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ztZ1b5vE Mon 29 May 2017 00:56:22 No.780733 Report

Quoted By: >>780760

the abillity to have sex with women

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeDK/nv7 Mon 29 May 2017 00:57:37 No.780760 Report

Quoted By: >>781724

>>780733

>but you can't orgasm

Ability to get oct gets every time on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:chA5X4ek Mon 29 May 2017 01:58:49 No.781502 Report

Quoted By:

>>780731
>every kill removes 6 years from your life

rain man memory

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D867Jhts Mon 29 May 2017 02:00:51 No.781522 Report

Quoted By: >>781586

>>780214
Autism Is my super power

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v1MaTNaH Mon 29 May 2017 02:06:58 No.781586 Report

Quoted By:

>>781522
>you can't even interact with other 'tisms, you're on a whole new level of sperglord

Complete control of space-time

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HUk4kAw1 Mon 29 May 2017 02:20:34 No.781724 Report

Quoted By: >>782023

>>780600
This is my fetish.

>>780629
This is also acceptable. I suppose I'll just have to stick to handholding, hugs and headpats.

>>780760
No-one notices or cares.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QFfva99D Mon 29 May 2017 02:49:46 No.782023 Report

Quoted By:

>>781724
What is the deal with hoodies.

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