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Anonymous ID:Vz09Mde8 Fri 05 Apr 2019 02:01:42 No.7802933 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7802939 >>7802955 >>7802956

ITT: We post epic dad jokes. I'll start.
>What's Forest Gump's fave kind of pasta?

PENNAYYY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wuCYyA5h Fri 05 Apr 2019 02:02:47 No.7802939 Report

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>>7802933
Are people making all of these really specific generals ironically now?
If so, that's amazing

fren

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fren ID:dUYLrlcU Fri 05 Apr 2019 02:03:30 No.7802946 Report

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what do ger man tie shoe? qujestion?

national socialism.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ILkNZ9lU Fri 05 Apr 2019 02:04:43 No.7802955 Report

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>>7802933
Hi pregnant im dad

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Anonymous ID:Vz09Mde8 Fri 05 Apr 2019 02:04:44 No.7802956 Report

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>>7802933
>Hey, did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon??

Its got GREAT food, just no atmosphere.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l0+wgbX9 Fri 05 Apr 2019 02:05:26 No.7802962 Report

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HI DAD JOKES IM DAD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l0+wgbX9 Fri 05 Apr 2019 02:07:43 No.7802970 Report

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there's 3 kinds of people in the world the ones who can count and the ones who cant

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Anonymous ID:Vz09Mde8 Fri 05 Apr 2019 02:08:43 No.7802976 Report

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>What do you call batman when he skips Church?

Christian Bale!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l0+wgbX9 Fri 05 Apr 2019 02:09:22 No.7802978 Report

Quoted By: >>7802982 >>7802994

A namenigger and an avatarfag walk into a bar. They immediately start sucking each other's cocks and eating shit out of each other's asses while everyone else watches in disgust.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l0+wgbX9 Fri 05 Apr 2019 02:10:06 No.7802982 Report

Quoted By: >>7802984 >>7802994

>>7802978
not a joke btw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l0+wgbX9 Fri 05 Apr 2019 02:10:24 No.7802984 Report

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>>7802982
the joke is it's not a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l0+wgbX9 Fri 05 Apr 2019 02:12:27 No.7802992 Report

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>>7802984
really it says a lot about our society

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vz09Mde8 Fri 05 Apr 2019 02:13:01 No.7802994 Report

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>>7802978
>>7802982
>>7802984
>Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.
>t.nigger
Also, why are you responding to yourself like that?

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