Lets play a Roll Game, /bant/

Red IDs: you are redpilled and Based in what your post says

Purple/pink IDs: you become a trap

Blue IDs: You get to listen to "I'm Blue" by eiffel 65

Green IDs: You get to sleep with mittens, but Cockeyes will call you a pooftah immediately afterwards.

Yellow IDs: That hot /bant/ GF finally becomes yours

Brown IDs: you shit yourself

Black IDs : you DIE in the most embarassing manner.

White IDs: Tumblr makes you their king.

and for bonus fun:

Dubs: you get your very own pony

Trips: The poster below you is now a catholic

Quads: you may court any anon of your choosing as a romantic interest

For more bonus funsies:

If your ID starts with X: you genocide the millenials

If your ID starts with D: Immediately have a bigger dick

If your ID starts with P: You're the new leader of russia.

If your ID starts with 4: Moot gives you a (you)