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Anonymous ID:zUo8ox1I Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:04:36 No.7807889 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7807897 >>7807978 >>7807990 >>7807997 >>7808002 >>7808091 >>7808880

I am god
AMA

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JrIy6All Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:05:14 No.7807892 Report

Quoted By: >>7807909

Are you *record scratch*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rOXwGKuE Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:05:28 No.7807894 Report

Quoted By: >>7807909

Do you hate jews because i do very much

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IhoLy4s3 Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:05:37 No.7807897 Report

Quoted By: >>7807909

>>7807889
>i am god
yeah pharaoh thought that too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zUo8ox1I Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:07:45 No.7807909 Report

Quoted By: >>7807928 >>7807937 >>7807997

>>7807892
yes, I am
>>7807894
no, they are my chosen people
>>7807897
yea but im actually god, not him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3vQAnuRM Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:12:44 No.7807926 Report

Quoted By: >>7807953

HELLO FAKER I'M GETTING MY AGENCY TO TRACK YOU DOWN HAVE A BAD ONE NIGGER WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOUR SHIT ABOUT BIG TIME
>AMERICUNT
SCUMBAG

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IhoLy4s3 Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:12:48 No.7807928 Report

Quoted By: >>7807953

>>7807909
k, where am i right now then?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JrIy6All Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:14:47 No.7807937 Report

Quoted By: >>7807953

>>7807909
If you are truly him then answer me this
Will I get a real GF in a year or two

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zUo8ox1I Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:17:47 No.7807953 Report

Quoted By: >>7807963 >>7807996

>>7807926
sorry buddy, god is a chad American
>>7807928
im watching you jerk off rn
>>7807937
you were gonna, but I changed the timelines so you wont anymore. hehe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IhoLy4s3 Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:19:10 No.7807963 Report

Quoted By: >>7807987

>>7807953
>im watching you jerk off rn
yeah nah
fail LARP, faggot confirmed

mittens

mittens ID:A9N2GG01 Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:21:07 No.7807978 Report

Quoted By: >>7807987

>>7807889
why is my mommy kangaroo not real

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zUo8ox1I Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:22:24 No.7807987 Report

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>>7807963
wrong
>>7807978
shes coming dw

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:77lj2Pu5 Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:22:45 No.7807990 Report

Quoted By: >>7808033

>>7807889
>God
>Amer*can

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JrIy6All Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:23:11 No.7807996 Report

Quoted By: >>7808033

>>7807953
Jokes on you
I activate my reverse card
Now you will not have a girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n4bMUu/O Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:23:13 No.7807997 Report

Quoted By: >>7808033

>>7807909
so jews are the chosen people

>>7807889
what happens to nonbelivers that never had the chance to hear the holy word, like those natives in indonesia that dont even know who jews are or dead babies?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:klrdiY5U Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:24:07 No.7808002 Report

Quoted By: >>7808033

>>7807889
I have a question
WHY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SkUKN61w Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:27:37 No.7808024 Report

Quoted By:

I am AMA
God

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zUo8ox1I Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:28:50 No.7808033 Report

Quoted By: >>7808040 >>7808041 >>7808052

>>7807990
yup
>>7807996
that shit doesn't work on god dummy
>>7807997
>so jews are the chosen people
yes
>what happens to nonbelivers that never had the chance to hear the holy word, like those natives in indonesia that dont even know who jews are or dead babies?
they die too
>>7808002
god refuses to answer you question

mittens

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mittens ID:JrIy6All Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:30:09 No.7808040 Report

Quoted By: >>7808043 >>7808075

>>7808033
I’m a godslayer bitch
Now it will work

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:klrdiY5U Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:30:23 No.7808041 Report

Quoted By:

>>7808033
Then, I'll find my own answer

Answer found: because

Nig

Nig ID:JrIy6All Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:30:54 No.7808043 Report

Quoted By: >>7808054

>>7808040
Fuck I forgot to remove my tripname

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n4bMUu/O Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:31:51 No.7808052 Report

Quoted By: >>7808075

>>7808033
>they die too
yeh, but you know, the afterlife and shit
if your chosen people get to go to heavan. a perfectly good human being is unlucky and never hears the word of god, do they get sent to hell, or is it dante's inferno style of death

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n4bMUu/O Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:32:08 No.7808054 Report

Quoted By:

>>7808043
HA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zUo8ox1I Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:36:32 No.7808075 Report

Quoted By: >>7808082

>>7808040
well, god doesn't need a gf anyways
>>7808052
hell and eternal suffering

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n4bMUu/O Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:37:32 No.7808082 Report

Quoted By:

>>7808075
fuck you god

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3vQAnuRM Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:38:08 No.7808085 Report

Quoted By:

LOL FAGGOT PREPARE TO MEET YOUR END IDIIOT AS THE TRUE GOD I COMMAND YOU HERETIC WEAKLING TO BE CRUCIFIED

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x96t9o67 Fri 05 Apr 2019 22:38:53 No.7808091 Report

Quoted By: >>7808304

>>7807889
I have a question for god....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtjFsQBuJWw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x96t9o67 Fri 05 Apr 2019 23:32:43 No.7808304 Report

Quoted By:

>>7808091
i guess god can't answer all questions

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzq8aSuZ Fri 05 Apr 2019 23:33:35 No.7808310 Report

Quoted By: >>7808325

How do I stop masturbating

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x96t9o67 Fri 05 Apr 2019 23:35:47 No.7808325 Report

Quoted By: >>7808338

>>7808310
I think there's a bible verse that says "If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off".
You know what to do anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xzq8aSuZ Fri 05 Apr 2019 23:37:38 No.7808338 Report

Quoted By: >>7808350 >>7808368

>>7808325
how do I stop the urges

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n4bMUu/O Fri 05 Apr 2019 23:39:00 No.7808350 Report

Quoted By:

>>7808338
if you have urges, the cause is the balls. if the urges cause sin, you know what do do

Todd Howard

Todd Howard ID:x96t9o67 Fri 05 Apr 2019 23:42:07 No.7808368 Report

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>>7808338
unironically go outside, or find something interesting to do. I'm willing to bet half the time you jack off is because you got nothing else to do rather than actually being horny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iiYkNjEH Sat 06 Apr 2019 02:24:55 No.7808880 Report

Quoted By:

>>7807889
Can you microwave a burrito so hot that even you yourself can’t eat it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8PwexU8S Sat 06 Apr 2019 02:29:57 No.7808898 Report

Quoted By:

Kill yourself.

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