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> Congratulations! All those decades of shit-posting and petty spite have finally paid off, because after that semi-truck accident, your soul has ascended to become a Dark God! You're absolutely certain that you're not the only one, and realize there's an enormous likelihood you won't be the only Dark God in whichever world you choose.
>(Un)Fortunately for you, it seems only other imageboard fags could generate enough raw malice to undergo the spiritual transformation, and even if you can't detect another's presence in your dimension immediately, there's no telling how well or terrible mutual contact will go. Even better, the finer details of the transformation haven't been left to chance, instead, you receive a conveniently formatted list of choices to make!
>https://imgur.com/gallery/cYMCU
> Go forth, and achieve your twisted goals or revel in your lack thereof!
>(Un)Fortunately for you, it seems only other imageboard fags could generate enough raw malice to undergo the spiritual transformation, and even if you can't detect another's presence in your dimension immediately, there's no telling how well or terrible mutual contact will go. Even better, the finer details of the transformation haven't been left to chance, instead, you receive a conveniently formatted list of choices to make!
>https://imgur.com/gallery/cYMCU
> Go forth, and achieve your twisted goals or revel in your lack thereof!
