To Be Quite Fucking Fair, I Don't Believe I've Ever Seen The Original Mittens Being Out-Trolled.
Bar myself, Mittens is the best "troll" on Chen.
If Mittens would accept, I would happily challenge you for the title of "Best Troll on Chen".
If I were you, I'd rather remain my "Queen" of Chen. Cos I will happily fuck you up if desired :)