So this guy I used to be friends with is a devout Roman Catholic who even goes to traditional Latin mass where women wear veils. He used to never shut the fuck up about how other denominations of Christianity, (especially Protestants) are heretics and all that. But now, even though he's still Roman Catholic, he's dating this ugly af Lutheran bitch. Basically, since this guy is an asshole, I want to roast this guy for being disloyal to his beliefs and dating an ugly Lutheran by pointing out how incompatible the two religions are and perhaps how cucked one is in comparison to the other.