Hello /Bant/

You may remember me from such posts as "lets play a fun roll game" or "Leafman never gives up."

I'm here to today to give you a fun roll game to play, so here we go, and may luck be with you.

Yellow ID: You piss yourself laughing

Blue ID: You get a piece of fish flavored gum

Green ID: You become an honorary australian for today and cannot be called a pooftah.

Orange ID: you become the Alzheimers meme.

Red ID: you realize that you took the black pill, and the only way to reverse it is to post a funny meme

White ID: Tube man takes you on a totally tubular adventure

Brown ID: You move to Ireland and sprout a mustache overnight

Black ID: Death by Snuu Snuu

Gold ID: You now have an insatiable fetish for vespa scooters.

Purple ID: You listen to Darude Sandstorm.

Pink ID: Mittens shares access to their private furry hentai collection with you

For bonus fun

If your ID starts with G: You become 1 inch taller

If your ID starts with O: You become best friends with trump, but everybody on 4chan knows

If your ID starts with 7: You become very smug

If your ID starts with U: you get baited by fake news and start a rally

If your ID starts with 5: You can’t stop thinking about onion rings.

If your ID starts with N: You gain the ability to find /Bant/ GF

For extra bonus fun

If you get dubs: You may smooch anyone in the thread without repercussions

If you get Trips: The poster above you is now a penguin

If you get Quads: Moot is reborn as your next child, and you may choose anyone in the threat to have this child with.

Have Fun!